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  1. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
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    06 Oct '19 22:39
    @Great-Big-Stees
    What MAGA REALLY stands for:

    Make America Grate Again.
  2. Standard membercaissad4
    Child of the Novelty
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    07 Oct '19 04:51
    Me : God , who created you ?
    God : What , no one
    Me : So you believe no one created you ?
    God : Yes
    Me : So you are an atheist .
    God : ……………...
  3. Standard membercaissad4
    Child of the Novelty
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    10 Oct '19 02:18
    If you mix laxative with holy water does that mean you have started a religious movement ?
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    10 Oct '19 11:54
    @caissad4 said
    If you mix laxative with holy water does that mean you have started a religious movement ?
    I believe you may have a sin on your soul if you did that! 😉

    -VR
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    10 Oct '19 12:18
    @caissad4 said
    If you mix laxative with holy water does that mean you have started a religious movement ?
    I'm not sure, but you'd certainly have infiltrated the bowels of the organization. 🙂
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    10 Oct '19 12:20
    @very-rusty said
    I believe you may have a sin on your soul if you did that! 😉

    -VR
    And Very Rusty would have plenty of sheol on his shin.
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    10 Oct '19 12:31
    @wolfe63 said
    And Very Rusty would have plenty of sheol on his shin.
    What that a joke?

    According to Brichto, the early Israelites apparently believed that the graves of family, or tribe, united into one and that this, unified collectively, is to what the Biblical Hebrew term Sheol refers: the common grave of humans.

    -VR
  8. Arch Stantons Grave
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    10 Oct '19 16:23
    My co-worker is unable to attend next weeks innuendo seminar.
    I have to fill her slot instead.
  9. Standard membercaissad4
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    12 Oct '19 03:34
    Q : What is the difference between Donald Trump and Benedict Arnold ?
    A : Donald Trump has a higher asking price .
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    12 Oct '19 11:15
    My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate trapdoors into his shows.
    - I think it's just a stage he's going through.

    I had to disable the Carbon Monoxide detector in my house.
    - The constant beeping made me feel sick and dizzy.

    A cowboy counted 48 horses on his ranch.
    - But when he rounded them up, he had 50.

    My cross-eyed girlfriend left me.
    - She was seeing someone else.
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Oct '19 12:41
    Do you know why no one leaves Istanbul in the winter?

    It’s hard to quit cold Turkey!
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    13 Oct '19 12:561 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Do you know why no one leaves Istanbul in the winter?

    It’s hard to quit cold Turkey!
    We have a winner for the worst joke!!!

    Congrats goad!!! 😛 😉

    One small issue you put in the wrong thread!!! 😉

    -VR
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