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Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26945
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 97063 @michelleon said
An oldie but a goodie :
A Shaolin monk goes into a take-away and orders a hot dog. The attendant asks what would he like with it. After some reflection the monk replies " make me one with everything"Good one! 🙂
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 176200 Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow"
Mick says, "I had that done when I was a few days old"
Paddy askes, "Does it hurt?"
Mick says, "Well I couldn't walk for about a year."
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 176200 The wife says, "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."
The husband replies, "Well take the car next time."
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8278 Dr. Freud: Madam, we will engage in free association. I will say a word, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Patient: OK.
Dr. Freud: Motorcycle.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Hospital.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Bamboozle.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Holiday.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: [Holds up a painting by Joan Miro.]
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: [Holds up a painting by Vassily Kandinski.]
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Roses.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Nonsense.
Patient: Penis.
Dr. Freud: Madam, you have a cigar fixation.
San Antonio, Texas
Joined 08 Mar '04 Moves 618648 Christians have been warning about the Anti-Christ for 2000 years.
So when he finally shows up, they vote for him .
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 @caissad4 said
Christians have been warning about the Anti-Christ for 2000 years.
So when he finally shows up, they vote for him .But Obama did nothing for 8 long years.
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 @whodey said
But Obama did nothing for 8 long years.funny
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223 @whodey
Don't quit your day job.....
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 @sonhouse said
@whodey
Don't quit your day job.....What day job?
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Steve Martin
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12463 @caissad4 said
Christians have been warning about the Anti-Christ for 2000 years.
So when he finally shows up, they vote for him .No, USAnian Moloch-and-Mammon-worshipers who
call themselves Christians vote for him.
Real Christians in civilised countries aren't fooled.
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36657 @shallow-blue said
No, USAnian Moloch-and-Mammon-worshipers who call themselves Christians vote for him.
Real Christians in civilised countries aren't fooled.Some don't bother to make that distinction.
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 176200 What do you say to President Donald Trump if you want to keep your Cabinet job?..."You are amazingly right...all the time."
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 A friend of mine said she would give me a $1000 if I could build a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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