Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

@the-gravedigger said
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

@the-gravedigger said
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

My wife told me I do 2 things wrong.
The first I don't listen to her and the second I can't remember.

@wolfe63 said
I wanted to major in Archaeology.
But I feared my life would fall into ruins.

@shallow-blue said
All women should marry an archaeologist. The older she gets, the more he is interested in her

(Originally by Agatha Christie. That sounds surprising until you learn that she was married to an archaeologist herself.)

A blind guys walks into a bar sits on a stool and asks the person behind the bar if they want to hear a "blond joke". In a deep, husky voice the woman beside him says, "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair that I tell you 5 things. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club, I am a 6'3",175lb blond woman with a black belt in karate, the woman sitting next to me is a blond professional weight lifter and the lady to your right is a blond professional wrestler. You sure ya wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind guy considers it for a moment then replies, "No...not if I'm gunna have to explain it 5 times."

🤔 😲 😉

@great-big-stees said
A blind guys walks into a bar sits on a stool and asks the person behind the bar if they want to hear a "blond joke". In a deep, husky voice the woman beside him says, "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair that I tell you 5 things. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club, I am a 6'3",175lb blond woman with a ...[text shortened]... siders it for a moment then replies, "No...not if I'm gunna have to explain it 5 times."

🤔 😲 😉

@great-big-stees said
A blind guys walks into a bar sits on a stool and asks the person behind the bar if they want to hear a "blond joke". In a deep, husky voice the woman beside him says, "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair that I tell you 5 things. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club, I am a 6'3",175lb blond woman with a ...[text shortened]... siders it for a moment then replies, "No...not if I'm gunna have to explain it 5 times."

🤔 😲 😉

@suzianne said
Hmmmmm... gutsy.

An oldie but a goodie :
A Shaolin monk goes into a take-away and orders a hot dog. The attendant asks what would he like with it. After some reflection the monk replies " make me one with everything"

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ha!