ABORTION:
It really brings out the kid in you.
It really brings out the kid in you.
@whodey saidThere was this guy hwo made tasteless jokes and took three edits for that.
RIP Eddie Money. I heard that the singer died all of a sudden recently. No one saw it coming.
And to think, I had no idea he was friends with the Clintons.
@ponderable saidThat's nothing.
There was this guy hwo made tasteless jokes and took three edits for that.
(This one is about as funny as the quoted one)
and a joke to stay on topic:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
@wolfgang59 saidA pirate walks into a bar one day.
landlubber: Which is correct - yolks is white or yolks are white?
pirate: Arrr
@ghost-of-a-duke saidWhat's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.
Velcro - what a rip-off.