Jokes

ABORTION:





It really brings out the kid in you.

Abortion jokes?



Can we cut it out already?

@whodey said
RIP Eddie Money. I heard that the singer died all of a sudden recently. No one saw it coming.

And to think, I had no idea he was friends with the Clintons.

Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

@ponderable said
There was this guy hwo made tasteless jokes and took three edits for that.

(This one is about as funny as the quoted one)

and a joke to stay on topic:

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

if you think it's awkward buying condoms,
try returning them...

There is one way to tell that the economy is going strong.

It has been absent during the democrat debates as a topic.

landlubber: Which is correct - yolks is white or yolks are white?
pirate: Arrr

Velcro - what a rip-off.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Velcro - what a rip-off.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I'm so old, I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President