A young boy is walking home late one night in the dark after the school football game. He decides to take a shortcut through the cemetary. There's a branch on the ground that trips him and he stumbles and falls into a newly dug empty grave. He tries and tries and tries to jump and climb out and call for help and he can't get out. He sits in a corner to rest for a few minutes and try to think about a way to get out. He comes to realize that he may have to spend the entire night in there. Just then a man comes along through the cemetary taking the same shortcut and stumbles over the same branch and falls into the same empty grave. It's so dark that he doesn't see the boy in the corner. The boy is about to speak to him as the man quickly jumps up and reaches up to climb out. the edges pull down. He jumps up to get a better hold and he slips back down in. Frustrated and irritated, he takes a good running leap at the side and can't get a grip or leverage and falls right back down in. The boy says "There's no way out of here."
Originally posted by coquettePlease continue the story
A young boy is walking home late one night in the dark after the school football game. He decides to take a shortcut through the cemetary. There's a branch on the ground that trips him and he stumbles and falls into a newly dug empty grave. He tries and tries and tries to jump and climb out and call for help and he can't get out. He sits in a corner to rest ...[text shortened]... rip or leverage and falls right back down in. The boy says "There's no way out of here."
Originally posted by coquettebit long innit? you could just shorten it to...
A young boy is walking home late one night in the dark after the school football game. He decides to take a shortcut through the cemetary. There's a branch on the ground that trips him and he stumbles and falls into a newly dug empty grave. He tries and tries and tries to jump and climb out and call for help and he can't get out. He sits in a corner to rest ...[text shortened]... rip or leverage and falls right back down in. The boy says "There's no way out of here."
boy stuck in grave with man. boy says to man, "we're stuck"
trust me, it won't looses any impact.
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Ok try this one:
Pretend you're driving in a blue car.
In front of you drives a pig. The pig is going pretty slow but your car is not fast enough to catch up.
To your left, a firetruck is trying to race past you, with red and blue lights flashing, but it's not quick enough.
Behind you flies an airplane, but it's flying very very low.
To your right, finally, is an enormeous abyss.
How do you rescue yourself from this nasty situation?
Wait for another round and then step out of the caroussell 😀😀😀😀
