jokes

Why are they using Windows 98 as a prison guard?


Because it always locks up.




I'll get my coat. 😞

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?







Philippe Phillop 😵

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and it turned into a field.

layers, like an onion

Originally posted by clandarkfire
anyone who knows some good jokes can post them here

(I'm bored)

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Did you hear somebody stole the toilet at the police station! the cops have nothing to go on.

I have a good one. Its a yo momma joke.








Yo momma is so fat you need google earth to get a good picture of her.

Q: How do you make a woman?

A: You cross a butterfly, a cow and a dungbeetle. -Then you get a pretty little thing with nice t.ts who's allways looking for sh.t.

I like this expression - I am not as think as you drunk I am.

Originally posted by kbaumen
I like this expression - I am not as think as you drunk I am.

Originally posted by Choreant
Shouldn't it go like that : I am not as drunk as you think I am ???







😛 😞

Here about the blonde that walked into a shop.
She got a black eye.

2 blondes on either side of a river.
One blonde yells out "how do i get to the other side?
The other blonde replies"your already there.

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END