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anyone who knows some good jokes can post them here

(I'm bored)

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AND MY AXE!

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What did Paris Hilton's left thigh say to her right thigh?























































Nothing Stupid! They've Never Met!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What did Paris Hilton's left thigh say to her right thigh?-
Nothing Stupid! They've Never Met!~

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hahaha!! 🙂

Will loose screw like it? haha

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What did Paris Hilton's left thigh say to her right thigh?























































Nothing Stupid! They've Never Met!~

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thats a long













































































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Originally posted by schakuhr
AND MY AXE!
What about it????

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f(x)=x-3(2x+2) walked into a bar and asked "Can i have a beer?"

And the barman said......


"We don't do functions" 😛

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Originally posted by adam warlock
What about it????
Let him stay there. *Let him rot!* Why should we care?

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a dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Originally posted by onyx2006
a dyslexic walks into a bra...
Did you hear about the dislexic Prostitute ?

She worked in a warehouse 😛

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Originally posted by onyx2006
a dyslexic walks into a bra...
Two nuns see a flasher, one faints and the other had a stroke 😞

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Originally posted by yo its me
Two nuns see a flasher, one faints and the other had a stroke 😞
That's not the joke....😞

It's

Two nuns see a flasher.

One has a stroke, the other couldn't reach 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
f(x)=x-3(2x+2) walked into a bar and asked "Can i have a beer?"

And the barman said......


"We don't do functions" 😛
ooooo, oooooooo, now I'm going to tell one of my own.
All the mathematical functions were in a party. Having, drinking and socializing. But the expnential function was on a corner all by her lonesome and sulking. Then comes the sine function trying to chess the exponential one: "You have to integrate" said the sine function; but at this the exponential function saddened even more and said:"I've tried but I'm always the same"

😏

And waht about this one: What does it sound like when an electron hits a plaque of zinc?











Planck.

😏

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Three guys enter a bar.
Bartender: F..k, it' s like a beginnin of a stupid joke . 😕