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  1. Standard membervivify
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    27 May '15 20:15
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    Granted

    you now appreciated for having invented the scented TV which brings the flair of flowers and baby skin to the battel scenes of the viewer.

    I wish for simpler times.
    Granted. You now live in the Jurassic age where it's only kill or be killed. Can't get much simpler than that.

    I wish this thread was more popular.
  2. SubscriberPonderable
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    28 May '15 13:40
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. You now live in the Jurassic age where it's only kill or be killed. Can't get much simpler than that.

    I wish this thread was more popular.
    Granted. Now you can't find a slot to post in 😉

    I wish I would have a creative idea for a wish...
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    28 May '15 15:04
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Granted. Now you can't find a slot to post in 😉

    I wish I would have a creative idea for a wish...
    Granted. A creative wish has been created for you and awaits collection from your local police station. (Ask for PC Winterbottom).

    I wish i knew a good joke about elephants.
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    28 May '15 15:13
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. A creative wish has been created for you and awaits collection from your local police station. (Ask for PC Winterbottom).

    I wish i knew a good joke about elephants.
    Granted. You now have a trunk full of jokes.

    I wish my wash hadn't gone woosh.
  5. Subscribercoquette
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    28 May '15 19:27
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    Granted

    you now appreciated for having invented the scented TV which brings the flair of flowers and baby skin to the battel scenes of the viewer.

    I wish for simpler times.
    Granted. You are now a total moron.

    I wish that I was as sexy as my name.
  6. Standard membervivify
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    29 May '15 00:28
    Originally posted by coquette
    Granted. You are now a total moron.

    I wish that I was as sexy as my name.
    Granted. You are now a hot blonde bimbo who responds to the wrong post.

    I wish Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley had a child.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    31 May '15 07:22
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. You are now a hot blonde bimbo who responds to the wrong post.

    I wish Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley had a child.
    Granted. Unfortunately the pressure of having 2 such famous parents caused severe psychological damage and he now resides in a council house in Hull and spends his days eating lard.

    I wish i had a twin.
  8. Standard membervivify
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    31 May '15 15:342 edits
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. Unfortunately the pressure of having 2 such famous parents caused severe psychological damage and he now resides in a council house in Hull and spends his days eating lard.

    I wish i had a twin.
    Granted. I've killed a Duke whose ghost looks just like yours.

    I wish animals could talk.
  9. Subscribercoquette
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    01 Jun '15 02:04
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. I've killed a Duke whose ghost looks just like yours.

    I wish animals could talk.
    Granted. The ass next door just told me to say he's not at home if you call.

    I wish the sticky thread game would finally descend to page 3.
  10. SubscriberPonderable
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    28 Jun '15 06:31
    Originally posted by coquette
    Granted. The ass next door just told me to say he's not at home if you call.

    I wish the sticky thread game would finally descend to page 3.
    Granted, now you have two pages of meaningless drivel...

    I wish for peace in the world.
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    28 Jun '15 06:36
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Granted, now you have two pages of meaningless drivel...

    I wish for peace in the world.
    Granted. As a consequence the Miss World contest has been cancelled.

    I wish the approaching heatwave doesn't happen.
  12. Standard membervivify
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    29 Jun '15 21:351 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. As a consequence the Miss World contest has been cancelled.

    I wish the approaching heatwave doesn't happen.
    Granted. But now Ice cream vendors turn to organized crime to support themselves.

    I wish I could see the future.
  13. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    30 Jun '15 01:10
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. But now Ice cream vendors turn to organized crime to support themselves.

    I wish I could see the future.
    Granted. You just have to wait a while.

    I wish my daughter could talk.
  14. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    30 Jun '15 15:06
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Granted. You just have to wait a while.

    I wish my daughter could talk.
    Granted. She wants a pony.

    I wish Murray would win Wimbledon again.
  15. Standard membervivify
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    30 Jun '15 19:09
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. She wants a pony.

    I wish Murray would win Wimbledon again.
    Granted. Bill Murray will win it again and again until he gets it right.

    I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.
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