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  1. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
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    03 Mar '16 11:31
    Originally posted by vivify
    Wish granted. Give it up for President Columbo.

    I wish women were as physically strong as men.
    Wish granted - now they are unable to have children!

    I wish there were 10 Euros to the NZ$
  2. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    03 Mar '16 11:46
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Wish granted - now they are unable to have children!

    I wish there were 10 Euros to the NZ$
    Granted :- there are now only 35 NZ$ in existence.

    I wish playing chess improved my ability to play chess.
  3. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
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    03 Mar '16 12:12
    Originally posted by kevcvs57
    Granted :- there are now only 35 NZ$ in existence.

    I wish playing chess improved my ability to play chess.
    Granted: you become so good that nobody plays you and hence regress to 1350.

    I wish having sex improved my chess.
  4. Standard membervivify
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    03 Mar '16 14:562 edits
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Granted: you become so good that nobody plays you and hence regress to 1350.

    I wish having sex improved my chess.
    Granted. Your games end just as quickly.

    I wish to eventually die in an awesome way.
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
    in London
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    03 Mar '16 16:15
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. Your games end just as quickly.

    I wish to eventually die in an awesome way.
    Granted. You are accidentally sat on by Kim Kardashian.

    I wish i could sing like Pavarotti.
  6. SubscriberPonderableonline
    chemist
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    03 Mar '16 16:19
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. You are accidentally sat on by Kim Kardashian.

    I wish i could sing like Pavarotti.
    Granted you got the place next to him in the heavenly choir.

    I wish I understood women.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
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    03 Mar '16 16:22
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Granted you got the place next to him in the heavenly choir.

    I wish I understood women.
    Granted. Your thoughts are now mostly centered on handbags and finding the perfect foundation.

    I wish i wasn't Pavarotti.
  8. Standard membervivify
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    04 Mar '16 01:08
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. Your thoughts are now mostly centered on handbags and finding the perfect foundation.

    I wish i wasn't Pavarotti.
    Granted. Next time you sing, you'll be told "well, you're no Pavarotti".

    I wish I could write stories as well as Ghost of a Duke.
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