Literal Genie Game

Originally posted by vivify
Wish granted. Give it up for President Columbo.

I wish women were as physically strong as men.

Wish granted - now they are unable to have children!

I wish there were 10 Euros to the NZ$

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Wish granted - now they are unable to have children!

I wish there were 10 Euros to the NZ$

Granted :- there are now only 35 NZ$ in existence.

I wish playing chess improved my ability to play chess.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
Granted :- there are now only 35 NZ$ in existence.

I wish playing chess improved my ability to play chess.

Granted: you become so good that nobody plays you and hence regress to 1350.

I wish having sex improved my chess.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted: you become so good that nobody plays you and hence regress to 1350.

I wish having sex improved my chess.

Granted. Your games end just as quickly.

I wish to eventually die in an awesome way.

Originally posted by vivify
Granted. Your games end just as quickly.

I wish to eventually die in an awesome way.

Granted. You are accidentally sat on by Kim Kardashian.

I wish i could sing like Pavarotti.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You are accidentally sat on by Kim Kardashian.

I wish i could sing like Pavarotti.

Granted you got the place next to him in the heavenly choir.

I wish I understood women.

Originally posted by Ponderable
Granted you got the place next to him in the heavenly choir.

I wish I understood women.

Granted. Your thoughts are now mostly centered on handbags and finding the perfect foundation.

I wish i wasn't Pavarotti.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. Your thoughts are now mostly centered on handbags and finding the perfect foundation.

I wish i wasn't Pavarotti.

Granted. Next time you sing, you'll be told "well, you're no Pavarotti".

I wish I could write stories as well as Ghost of a Duke.