Literal Genie Game

Originally posted by coquette
Granted, the ghost of Arthur Ashe has returned to Wimbledon.

I wish that I had a nickel for every Sticky Thread Post.

Granted. 9302 nickels have been left for you at Bognor Regis Police Station. Upon arrival, ask for Jeremy.

I wish i could talk to the animals.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke

I wish i could talk to the animals.

Granted. Talk all you like ... but they wont understand a word.

I wish I could get rid of these damn sideburns!

Originally posted by coquette
Granted, the ghost of Arthur Ashe has returned to Wimbledon.

I wish that I had a nickel for every Sticky Thread Post.

Granted - your entire music collection has been turned into Nickelback.

I wish this thundrestorm would blow over already. It's getting old.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Granted - your entire music collection has been turned into Nickelback.

I wish this thundrestorm would blow over already. It's getting old.

Granted. The aging thunderstorm has been replaced with a fresh young one.

I wish everyone on this site was polite all the time.

Originally posted by vivify
I wish everyone on this site was polite all the time.

Wish granted: The forums are now empty.

I wish I could stop playing the Tennison Gambit.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Wish granted: The forums are now empty.

I wish I could stop playing the Tennison Gambit.

Granted. You will become addicted to the Damiano.

I wish I stopped dropping pieces.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Granted. You will become addicted to the Damiano.

I wish I stopped dropping pieces.

granted you now get mated without losinga single piece.

I wish that all who use engines in chess would leave the site.

Originally posted by Ponderable
granted you now get mated without losinga single piece.

I wish that all who use engines in chess would leave the site.

Granted.
Active members go down. Ad revenue goes down.
Site closes. Russ goes back to his old job as trapeze artist.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted.
Active members go down. Ad revenue goes down.
Site closes. Russ goes back to his old job as trapeze artist.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

Genie sighs and clips you round the back of the head.

I wish Disney hadn't taken over the Star Wars franchise.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Genie sighs and clips you round the back of the head.

I wish Disney hadn't taken over the Star Wars franchise.

Granted. The Star Wars franchise is now owned by the AARP and the characters are trying to remember where they left their dietary fiber, teeth and glasses.

I wish that I could play like a grandmaster.

Originally posted by coquette
Granted. The Star Wars franchise is now owned by the AARP and the characters are trying to remember where they left their dietary fiber, teeth and glasses.

I wish that I could play like a grandmaster.

Granted. You can now 'play' like a Grandmaster. (Hopscotch and Hide and Seek are your speciality).


I wish i had an occasion to wear my new cravat.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You can now 'play' like a Grandmaster. (Hopscotch and Hide and Seek are your speciality).


I wish i had an occasion to wear my new cravat.

Granted: There's a 1800s themed party at Buckingham Palace and you've been invited...to serve.


I wish I had a full head of hair again. Nah forget it, then I'd have to go to a barber to have it cut instead of my partner doing it and she does it for free.

I wish I had a job again and then I'd have an excuse for saying, "gee, no (insert name) I can't take you to the bank/doctors/grocery store/hairdresser etc, etc.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees

I wish I had a job again and then I'd have an excuse for saying, "gee, no (insert name) I can't take you to the bank/doctors/grocery store/hairdresser etc, etc.

Granted. You have a job as a taxi driver.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee could.

Originally posted by vivify
Granted. You have a job as a taxi driver.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee could.

Granted. You now have retractable balls.

I wish egg, bacon, sausage and beans was health food.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted. You now have retractable balls.

I wish egg, bacon, sausage and beans was health food.

granted. you are now on death row eating your last meal.

I wish that I could write a post of such clarity that no literal genie could possibly corrupt leaving me with an embarrassing outcome.