Literal Genie Game

Of course you will some day!

Originally posted by Landisqueen170
Of course you will some day!

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish more people were as pleasant as Landisqueen.

Originally posted by vivify
You forgot to make a wish.

I wish more people were as pleasant as Landisqueen.

Granted. Now, more people are NY Giants fans.

I wish I could see the other side of the moon.

Originally posted by chaney3
Granted. Now, more people are NY Giants fans.

I wish I could see the other side of the moon.

Granted. You are now floating somewhere in space, just north of Saturn.

I wish chocolate came out of the tap.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You are now floating somewhere in space, just north of Saturn.

I wish chocolate came out of the tap.

Granted. Chocolate comes from the tap, but your dentist does not approve.

I wish God revealed Himself to everyone.

Originally posted by chaney3
Granted. Chocolate comes from the tap, but your dentist does not approve.

I wish God revealed Himself to everyone.

Granted: God is charged with Gross Indecency. 3 months suspended plus 100 hours community service.

I wish for A Whirled Piece.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted: God is charged with Gross Indecency. 3 months suspended plus 100 hours community service.

I wish for A Whirled Piece.

Granted. You now are the proud owner of a toupee.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire.

P.S. Very funny about the God thing.

Originally posted by chaney3
Granted. You now are the proud owner of a toupee.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire.

P.S. Very funny about the God thing.

Granted. You can now dance like Fred Flintstone. (Us atheists like to mix it up a bit).

I wish Robert De niro would stop making comedies and get back to making quality films.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You can now dance like Fred Flintstone. (Us atheists like to mix it up a bit).

I wish Robert De niro would stop making comedies and get back to making quality films.

Granted. DeNiro makes a new movie, the theme is how atheists are wrong, and will never be happy until they become Christians.

I wish I wasn't so handsome.

Originally posted by chaney3
Granted. DeNiro makes a new movie, the theme is how atheists are wrong, and will never be happy until they become Christians.

I wish I wasn't so handsome.

Granted: Your prescription lenses are in the post. (Don't leave it so long between checkups!)

I wish dogs didn't moult.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted: Your prescription lenses are in the post. (Don't leave it so long between checkups!)

I wish dogs didn't moult.

Granted, your dog looks like a mop now.

I wish more quality posts would be made in the GF

Originally posted by Ponderable
Granted, your dog looks like a mop now.

I wish more quality posts would be made in the GF

Granted. Another thread about 'noting' is on its way.

I wish all adults were attractive, and naked all the time.

Damn it, should've picked a different wish.

Originally posted by vivify
Granted. Another thread about 'noting' is on its way.

I wish all adults were attractive, and naked all the time.

wish granted. your therapist diagnosis hypersexuality disorder.

I wish that I could play blindfold chess.

Originally posted by coquette
wish granted. your therapist diagnosis hypersexuality disorder.

I wish that I could play blindfold chess.

Now you can, but since you can't remember where your pieces are you lose :=O

I wish that people would value their own politeness high.