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  1. Standard membervivify
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    24 May '15 15:311 edit
    Poster makes a wish and and the next person grants it in a literal way. Then that person makes a wish for the next person to grant.

    Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

    ^ Wish granted. You're now unemployed.

    I Wish I was a football star.

    ^ Granted. You'll spend the rest of your days on a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

    Got it?

    I wish I had super powers.
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    24 May '15 18:15
    Originally posted by vivify
    Poster makes a wish and and the next person grants it in a literal way. Then that person makes a wish for the next person to grant.

    Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

    ^ Wish granted. You're now unemployed.

    I Wish I was a football star.

    ^ Granted. You'll spend the rest of your days on a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

    Got it?

    I wish I had super powers.
    Wish granted. You now have the super ability to differentiate between wines. (* Future note when consulting a genie, always specify what super power you would like).

    I wish for a night of quality sleep.
  3. Standard membervivify
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    24 May '15 19:481 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Wish granted. You now have the super ability to differentiate between wines. (* Future note when consulting a genie, always specify what super power you would like).

    I wish for a night of quality sleep.
    Wish granted. Bring a teddy the next time you drive at night.

    I wish Montey Python was back on TV.
  4. SubscriberKewpie
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    25 May '15 03:22
    Originally posted by vivify
    Wish granted. Bring a teddy the next time you drive at night.

    I wish Montey Python was back on TV.
    Wish granted. Monty Python is now settled on top of the cabinet, watching the watcher.

    I wish my cat was transparent.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    25 May '15 05:07
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Wish granted. Monty Python is now settled on top of the cabinet, watching the watcher.

    I wish my cat was transparent.
    Wish granted. What other glass ornaments would you like?

    I wish NZ had decent cheese.
  6. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    25 May '15 06:44
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Wish granted. What other glass ornaments would you like?

    I wish NZ had decent cheese.
    Wish granted. A shipment of Wensleydale on its way to you.

    I wish my dog would stop scratching.
  7. SubscriberKewpie
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    25 May '15 08:10
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Wish granted. A shipment of Wensleydale on its way to you.

    I wish my dog would stop scratching.
    Wish granted, although dog's not happy about having been declawed.

    I wish my internet was faster.

    {what's wrong with NZ cheese? We choose it at the supermarket - although it has been brought to Australia to be sliced and packaged. Don't Kiwis eat sliced cheese?}
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    25 May '15 13:21
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Wish granted, although dog's not happy about having been declawed.

    I wish my internet was faster.

    {what's wrong with NZ cheese? We choose it at the supermarket - although it has been brought to Australia to be sliced and packaged. Don't Kiwis eat sliced cheese?}
    Wish granted. Your internet bill has now tripled.

    I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala
  9. Standard membervivify
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    25 May '15 15:07
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    Wish granted. Your internet bill has now tripled.

    I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala
    Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.

    I wish I was the best looking man who ever lived.
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    25 May '15 16:54
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.

    I wish I was the best looking man who ever lived.
    Granted. You are now me.

    I wish I had a million wishes.
  11. Standard membervivify
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    25 May '15 17:56
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    Granted. You are now me.
    So I'm Kobe Bryant too?

    I wish I had a million wishes

    Granted. It'll be about half that after taxes.

    I wish I could travel back and forth through time.
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    25 May '15 18:19
    Originally posted by vivify
    So I'm Kobe Bryant too?

    I wish I had a million wishes

    Granted. It'll be about half that after taxes.

    I wish I could travel back and forth through time.
    Granted. You are now being hunted through time by the Terminator. (The liquid metal one from Terminator 2).

    I wish i could invent something that would change the world.
  13. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    27 May '15 14:04
    OMG, i killed the thread.

    😞
  14. SubscriberPonderable
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    27 May '15 15:03
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. You are now being hunted through time by the Terminator. (The liquid metal one from Terminator 2).

    I wish i could invent something that would change the world.
    Granted

    you now hunted down for having invented the scented TV which brings the flair of blood and intestines to the battel scenes of the viewer.

    I wish I hadn't posted in this thread 🙂
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    27 May '15 16:171 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. You are now being hunted through time by the Terminator. (The liquid metal one from Terminator 2).

    I wish i could invent something that would change the world.
    Granted

    you now appreciated for having invented the scented TV which brings the flair of flowers and baby skin to the battel scenes of the viewer.

    I wish for simpler times.
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