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Planet Rain
Joined 04 Mar '04 Moves 2701 Originally posted by vivify
Granted. Bill Murray will win it again and again until he gets it right.
I wish I could have my cake and eat it too. Granted. You eat your cake, and then it reconstitutes itself in your stomach and remains lodged there, undigested, to your dying day.
I wish I had a nickel for every time someone posts something inane on the General Forum.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1114459 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. A creative wish has been created for you and awaits collection from your local police station. (Ask for PC Winterbottom).
I wish i knew a good joke about elephants. the six blind men described the elephant perfectly and succinctly - he's really unforgettable
i wish that i could beat a grandmaster
Planet Rain
Joined 04 Mar '04 Moves 2701 Originally posted by coquette
the six blind men described the elephant perfectly and succinctly - he's really unforgettable
i wish that i could beat a grandmaster Granted. You soon awake in a small flat in Moscow with your hands covered in blood, standing over a battered body. Russian police kick down the door and rush in...
I wish I could find a genie who didn't take things so literally.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Originally posted by Soothfast
Granted. You soon awake in a small flat in Moscow with your hands covered in blood, standing over a battered body. Russian police kick down the door and rush in...
I wish I could find a genie who didn't take things so literally. Granted. Your genie is now Salvador Dali.
I wish my dog was self cleaning.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1114459 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. Your genie is now Salvador Dali.
I wish my dog was self cleaning. granted - all dogs are "self cleaning" (the genie got a bye on this one)
I wish that I could think of an interesting post that would garner esteem from all
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Originally posted by coquette
granted - all dogs are "self cleaning" (the genie got a bye on this one)
I wish that I could think of an interesting post that would garner esteem from all Granted. You now have permission to copy and paste any of the Ghost's posts.
I wish eggs were all white. (I'm not yoking).
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12431 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You now have permission to copy and paste any of the Ghost's posts.
I wish eggs were all white. (I'm not yoking). Granted - you have lost your colour vision.
I wish I had a bird table.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Granted - you have lost your colour vision.
I wish I had a bird table. Granted. You now have a table fashioned completely out of pigeons.
I wish i could move like Jagger.
Joined 11 Jul '06 Moves 19850 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You now have a table fashioned completely out of pigeons.
I wish i could move like Jagger. Granted, you are wafting in the breeze (a jagger bush), although, fortunately for you, you are the Bush not running for president
I wish that I could move 1. f3 without looking like a complete idiot
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 Originally posted by billyray
I wish that I could move 1. f3 without looking like a complete idiot Granted: You now play all your games without that ridiculous clown nose.
I wish I had a pony (for that daughter I wished could talk)
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted: You now play all your games without that ridiculous clown nose.
I wish I had a pony (for that daughter I wished could talk) Granted. Unfortunately your genie was a little hard of hearing and has given you a pony tail.
I wish Wolfgang would get rid of his pony tail. It's so 1980s.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654995 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. Unfortunately your genie was a little hard of hearing and has given you a pony tail.
I wish Wolfgang would get rid of his pony tail. It's so 1980s. Granted now he has extended Sideburns instead.
I wish things would be more constructive.
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12431 Originally posted by Ponderable
Granted now he has extended Sideburns instead.
I wish things would be more constructive. Granted. You will be kept awake by buikders hammering away all around you for the next three months or so.
I wish wall paper weren't such a bother to put up.
Joined 11 Oct '04 Moves 5344 Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Granted. You will be kept awake by buikders hammering away all around you for the next three months or so.
I wish wall paper weren't such a bother to put up. Granted. Wall paper is now infinitesimally less of a bother to put up.
I wish for England to regain the Ashes this summer.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1114459 Originally posted by Rank outsider
Granted. Wall paper is now infinitesimally less of a bother to put up.
I wish for England to regain the Ashes this summer. Granted, the ghost of Arthur Ashe has returned to Wimbledon.
I wish that I had a nickel for every Sticky Thread Post.
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