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  1. Standard memberSoothfast
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    30 Jun '15 19:421 edit
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. Bill Murray will win it again and again until he gets it right.

    I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.
    Granted. You eat your cake, and then it reconstitutes itself in your stomach and remains lodged there, undigested, to your dying day.

    I wish I had a nickel for every time someone posts something inane on the General Forum.
  2. Subscribercoquette
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    30 Jun '15 19:46
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. A creative wish has been created for you and awaits collection from your local police station. (Ask for PC Winterbottom).

    I wish i knew a good joke about elephants.
    the six blind men described the elephant perfectly and succinctly - he's really unforgettable

    i wish that i could beat a grandmaster
  3. Standard memberSoothfast
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    30 Jun '15 19:501 edit
    Originally posted by coquette
    the six blind men described the elephant perfectly and succinctly - he's really unforgettable

    i wish that i could beat a grandmaster
    Granted. You soon awake in a small flat in Moscow with your hands covered in blood, standing over a battered body. Russian police kick down the door and rush in...

    I wish I could find a genie who didn't take things so literally.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    30 Jun '15 20:01
    Originally posted by Soothfast
    Granted. You soon awake in a small flat in Moscow with your hands covered in blood, standing over a battered body. Russian police kick down the door and rush in...

    I wish I could find a genie who didn't take things so literally.
    Granted. Your genie is now Salvador Dali.


    I wish my dog was self cleaning.
  5. Subscribercoquette
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    30 Jun '15 23:37
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. Your genie is now Salvador Dali.


    I wish my dog was self cleaning.
    granted - all dogs are "self cleaning" (the genie got a bye on this one)

    I wish that I could think of an interesting post that would garner esteem from all
  6. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    01 Jul '15 07:09
    Originally posted by coquette
    granted - all dogs are "self cleaning" (the genie got a bye on this one)

    I wish that I could think of an interesting post that would garner esteem from all
    Granted. You now have permission to copy and paste any of the Ghost's posts.

    I wish eggs were all white. (I'm not yoking).
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    01 Jul '15 16:02
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. You now have permission to copy and paste any of the Ghost's posts.

    I wish eggs were all white. (I'm not yoking).
    Granted - you have lost your colour vision.

    I wish I had a bird table.
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    01 Jul '15 17:581 edit
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Granted - you have lost your colour vision.

    I wish I had a bird table.
    Granted. You now have a table fashioned completely out of pigeons.

    I wish i could move like Jagger.
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    01 Jul '15 20:44
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. You now have a table fashioned completely out of pigeons.

    I wish i could move like Jagger.
    Granted, you are wafting in the breeze (a jagger bush), although, fortunately for you, you are the Bush not running for president

    I wish that I could move 1. f3 without looking like a complete idiot
  10. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    01 Jul '15 21:53
    Originally posted by billyray

    I wish that I could move 1. f3 without looking like a complete idiot
    Granted: You now play all your games without that ridiculous clown nose.

    I wish I had a pony (for that daughter I wished could talk)
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Jul '15 10:54
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Granted: You now play all your games without that ridiculous clown nose.

    I wish I had a pony (for that daughter I wished could talk)
    Granted. Unfortunately your genie was a little hard of hearing and has given you a pony tail.

    I wish Wolfgang would get rid of his pony tail. It's so 1980s.
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    02 Jul '15 11:28
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Granted. Unfortunately your genie was a little hard of hearing and has given you a pony tail.

    I wish Wolfgang would get rid of his pony tail. It's so 1980s.
    Granted now he has extended Sideburns instead.

    I wish things would be more constructive.
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    02 Jul '15 13:01
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Granted now he has extended Sideburns instead.

    I wish things would be more constructive.
    Granted. You will be kept awake by buikders hammering away all around you for the next three months or so.

    I wish wall paper weren't such a bother to put up.
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    02 Jul '15 13:15
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Granted. You will be kept awake by buikders hammering away all around you for the next three months or so.

    I wish wall paper weren't such a bother to put up.
    Granted. Wall paper is now infinitesimally less of a bother to put up.

    I wish for England to regain the Ashes this summer.
  15. Subscribercoquette
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    02 Jul '15 15:54
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    Granted. Wall paper is now infinitesimally less of a bother to put up.

    I wish for England to regain the Ashes this summer.
    Granted, the ghost of Arthur Ashe has returned to Wimbledon.

    I wish that I had a nickel for every Sticky Thread Post.
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