Literal Genie Game

Originally posted by Ponderable

I wish that people would value their own politeness high.

Granted. But they now have to go to Grammar Court for sentencing.

I wish Windows 10 was perfect.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted. But they now have to go to Grammar Court for sentencing.

I wish Windows 10 was perfect.

Granted. It is now Windows 10.

I wish bad puns were funnier.

(I figured I better do one edit on this, as the response to the prior wish might not have been understood as to why Windows 10 is now perfect. It's a "10". sigh)

Originally posted by coquette
Granted. It is now Windows 10.

(I figured I better do one edit on this, as the response to the prior wish might not have been understood as to why Windows 10 is now perfect. It's a "10". sigh)

You could've said "Granted. Windows is a perfect 10". Clever idea though.

I wish bad puns were funnier.

Granted. Anyone who uses them becomes a laughingstock.

I wish I was smarter.

Originally posted by vivify

I wish I was smarter.

You are smarter. Smarter than RJHinds. 😛

I wish Americans would stop shooting each other.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
You are smarter. Smarter than RJHinds. 😛

I wish Americans would stop shooting each other.

Now they shoot against other people...

I wish that people would behave more on what they say would govern their behaviour.

Originally posted by Ponderable
Now they shoot against other people...

I wish that people would behave more on what they say would govern their behaviour.

Now they puke over you, when they say "I could puke..."

I wish for more respect between people.

Originally posted by vivify
Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.

I wish I was the best looking man who ever lived.

Ok - you were Rock Hudson. Enjoy lying in the ground for eternity...

Please don't take offence - just a joke 🙂

Originally posted by Ponderable
Now they puke over you, when they say "I could puke..."

I wish for more respect between people.

Unfortunately, I don't see how that could happen... we can all dream.

I wish for happiness without achieving it through being a moron....

Originally posted by ptobler
Unfortunately, I don't see how that could happen... we can all dream.

I wish for happiness without achieving it through being a moron....

you achive eit by drugs...which turn you into a moron, but only later.

I wish that more unicorns are to be seen on street.

Originally posted by Ponderable
you achive eit by drugs...which turn you into a moron, but only later.

I wish that more unicorns are to be seen on street.

Granted. But now there are less in your home.

I wish avocados stayed fresh for longer.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Granted. But now there are less in your home.

I wish avocados stayed fresh for longer.

Granted. Now there is no way to dispose of the parts you don't want to eat and the world drowns in avocaod matter.

I wish for three new wished to be granted

Originally posted by Ponderable
Granted. Now there is no way to dispose of the parts you don't want to eat and the world drowns in avocaod matter.

I wish for three new wished to be granted

Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

I wish for a Powerball lottery win.

Originally posted by coquette
Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

I wish for a Powerball lottery win.

And how large a Powerball Jackpot would be enough?

Originally posted by coquette
Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

I wish for a Powerball lottery win.

You win and now all People who ever had anything to do with you are begging for Money and you don't know whose Needs are real.

I wish for a wise new US president

Originally posted by Ponderable
You win and now all People who ever had anything to do with you are begging for Money and you don't know whose Needs are real.

I wish for a wise new US president

Wish granted. Give it up for President Columbo.

I wish women were as physically strong as men.