1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    26 Aug '15 11:23
    Originally posted by Ponderable

    I wish that people would value their own politeness high.
    Granted. But they now have to go to Grammar Court for sentencing.

    I wish Windows 10 was perfect.
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    26 Aug '15 19:241 edit
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Granted. But they now have to go to Grammar Court for sentencing.

    I wish Windows 10 was perfect.
    Granted. It is now Windows 10.

    I wish bad puns were funnier.

    (I figured I better do one edit on this, as the response to the prior wish might not have been understood as to why Windows 10 is now perfect. It's a "10". sigh)
  3. Standard membervivify
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    28 Aug '15 03:27
    Originally posted by coquette
    Granted. It is now Windows 10.

    (I figured I better do one edit on this, as the response to the prior wish might not have been understood as to why Windows 10 is now perfect. It's a "10". sigh)
    You could've said "Granted. Windows is a perfect 10". Clever idea though.

    I wish bad puns were funnier.

    Granted. Anyone who uses them becomes a laughingstock.

    I wish I was smarter.
  4. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    28 Aug '15 07:45
    Originally posted by vivify

    I wish I was smarter.
    You are smarter. Smarter than RJHinds. 😛

    I wish Americans would stop shooting each other.
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    28 Aug '15 07:47
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    You are smarter. Smarter than RJHinds. 😛

    I wish Americans would stop shooting each other.
    Now they shoot against other people...

    I wish that people would behave more on what they say would govern their behaviour.
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    04 Oct '15 06:17
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Now they shoot against other people...

    I wish that people would behave more on what they say would govern their behaviour.
    Now they puke over you, when they say "I could puke..."

    I wish for more respect between people.
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    04 Oct '15 06:531 edit
    Originally posted by vivify
    Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.

    I wish I was the best looking man who ever lived.
    Ok - you were Rock Hudson. Enjoy lying in the ground for eternity...

    Please don't take offence - just a joke 🙂
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    04 Oct '15 07:011 edit
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Now they puke over you, when they say "I could puke..."

    I wish for more respect between people.
    Unfortunately, I don't see how that could happen... we can all dream.

    I wish for happiness without achieving it through being a moron....
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    11 Nov '15 08:51
    Originally posted by ptobler
    Unfortunately, I don't see how that could happen... we can all dream.

    I wish for happiness without achieving it through being a moron....
    you achive eit by drugs...which turn you into a moron, but only later.

    I wish that more unicorns are to be seen on street.
  10. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    11 Nov '15 10:51
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    you achive eit by drugs...which turn you into a moron, but only later.

    I wish that more unicorns are to be seen on street.
    Granted. But now there are less in your home.

    I wish avocados stayed fresh for longer.
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    05 Jan '16 09:32
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Granted. But now there are less in your home.

    I wish avocados stayed fresh for longer.
    Granted. Now there is no way to dispose of the parts you don't want to eat and the world drowns in avocaod matter.

    I wish for three new wished to be granted
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    19 Jan '16 06:151 edit
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Granted. Now there is no way to dispose of the parts you don't want to eat and the world drowns in avocaod matter.

    I wish for three new wished to be granted
    Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

    I wish for a Powerball lottery win.
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    19 Jan '16 06:18
    Originally posted by coquette
    Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

    I wish for a Powerball lottery win.
    And how large a Powerball Jackpot would be enough?
  14. SubscriberPonderable
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    19 Jan '16 11:25
    Originally posted by coquette
    Granted. You are three. You get your wish to be older. Both are new wishes, granted.

    I wish for a Powerball lottery win.
    You win and now all People who ever had anything to do with you are begging for Money and you don't know whose Needs are real.

    I wish for a wise new US president
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    03 Mar '16 05:35
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    You win and now all People who ever had anything to do with you are begging for Money and you don't know whose Needs are real.

    I wish for a wise new US president
    Wish granted. Give it up for President Columbo.

    I wish women were as physically strong as men.
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