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Originally posted by coquette

I wish that I could write a post of such clarity that no literal genie could possibly corrupt leaving me with an embarrassing outcome.
You just did.

GAME OVER

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
You just did.

[b]GAME OVER[/b]
Granted. Your game of Cluedo is now over. Colonel Mustard did it in the Study with the Candlestick.

I wish i wasn't having quinoa tonight.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. Your game of Cluedo is now over. Colonel Mustard did it in the Study with the Candlestick.

I wish i wasn't having quinoa tonight.
Granted you go to bed hungry.

I wish nutritinial values would be more evident and less ideological.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Granted you go to bed hungry.

I wish nutritinial values would be more evident and less ideological.
granted. Nothing is nutritional and healthy. All labels now state clearly: "You might as well just kill yourself as eat this _____" (you may fill in the blank as you think best fits, it doesn't matter, death is death)

I wish that I could take back what I said to Cyndi Lou in 3rd grade.

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Originally posted by coquette
granted. Nothing is nutritional and healthy. All labels now state clearly: "You might as well just kill yourself as eat this _____" (you may fill in the blank as you think best fits, it doesn't matter, death is death)

I wish that I could take back what I said to Cyndi Lou in 3rd grade.
Granted. By not telling her she 'stunk like a donkey', her confidence was no longer crushed and she goes on to become your Line Manager. This morning, she will fire your sorry ass. (That's the butterfly effect for you).

I wish butter could fly.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. By not telling her she 'stunk like a donkey', her confidence was no longer crushed and she goes on to become your Line Manager. This morning, she will fire your sorry ass. (That's the butterfly effect for you).

I wish butter could fly.
Granted. It powers itself by eating other stupid puns, such as "see Uranus".

I wish cartoon characters were real.

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Originally posted by vivify
Granted. It powers itself by eating other stupid puns, such as "see Uranus".

I wish cartoon characters were real.
granted: the Donald is now an announced presidential candidate.

I wish I had a new kitchen floor.

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Originally posted by coquette
granted: the Donald is now an announced presidential candidate.

I wish I had a new kitchen floor.
Granted. I hope you like pink?

I wish money grew on trees.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. I hope you like pink?

I wish money grew on trees.
granted. the money tree is funding many worthy charities this season.

i wish that i had a new porsche

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Originally posted by coquette
granted. the money tree is funding many worthy charities this season.

i wish that i had a new porsche
granted now any little boy wants to play with your Matchbox car

I wish this thread would end.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
granted now any little boy wants to play with your Matchbox car

I wish this thread would end.
Granted. Your thread has ended and you can no longer darn your socks.

I wish i was a futuristic robot.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. Your thread has ended and you can no longer darn your socks.

I wish i was a futuristic robot.
Granted. You are now a Terminator, but can no longer appreciate a delicious buffet. 😉

I wish it would rain once in a while in Southern California.

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Granted. Take a swim in that nearby ocean today, and you will feel just as soaked as you would in a rain shower 🙂

I wish the Giants would... just once...start off the season strong.

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Originally posted by Landisqueen170
Granted. Take a swim in that nearby ocean today, and you will feel just as soaked as you would in a rain shower 🙂

I wish the Giants would... just once...start off the season strong.
Granted. The Giants have vowed not to bathe until after opening day.

I wish someday to see the Pyramids. 😉

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Originally posted by chaney3
Granted. The Giants have vowed not to bathe until after opening day.

I wish someday to see the Pyramids. 😉
Granted. Ralphie's most excellent real estated investment club has just invited you in on the ground floor. For a mere $3000, you are guaranteed a 30% rate of return per year based on past performance.

I wish I could take a Caribbean vacation.