Go back
Little life hacks

Little life hacks

General



-Removed-
2. Instead of buying a can full of chemicals to spray under your armpits, make your own deodorant. It's easy: a little coco butter and a little baking soda, that's all you need.


3 edits

3. Instead of putting down ant powder buy a pangolin.
They are better for the environment and can be hired out to your neighbours to deal with their ant infestation..
Once the creature has devoured all the ants in the area they are very happy to live on a diet of Greggs corn beef pasties and sausage rolls.

1 edit

-Removed-
Baking soda neutralises body odour, coco butter feels nice on your skin. As for freshening up your rooms, why not just open a window?


@moonbus said
As for freshening up your rooms, why not just open a window?
Your anteater might escape.

1 edit

@The-Gravedigger

It seems the more you try to simplify, the more complicated it gets.


@the-gravedigger said
Your anteater might escape.
Surely they’d have installed window bars.🤔




-Removed-
Right. And 12 underpants, too ?











one for January, February, March ...


-Removed-
Or tonic ice cubes so you don't dilute your G&T with water.


@the-gravedigger said
Or tonic ice cubes so you don't dilute your G&T with water.
while my daughter was at uni she got a job at weekends at a blues bar where the specility was frozen vodka shots, so we visited and went to the blues bar with her and her pals all knocking back the shots all her pals were pie eyed , my wife and I almost sober she was at uni in southampton obviously teeming with shandy drinkink tutu wearing southern lightweight powderpuffs.

1 edit