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Originally posted by eagles54
Good advice: Don't bring your Archers to a Norse Boiling Oil Party!
"Hmmm... you smell something?"

"Yeah, smells like oil burning?"

*splash
"Aaaaaaaarg!"
*sizzle

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"Hmmm... you smell something?"

"Yeah, smells like oil burning?"

*splash
"Aaaaaaaarg!"
*sizzle

P-
Weekend activities, Queen!?


Duke!!

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Originally posted by eagles54
In my days of sailing the high seas, the galley was the place where the crew's swill was prepared.

And there's nothing quite like supping on gristly ham hocks. black-eyed peas and rice, washed down with bug juice, whilst sailing o'er the Bounding Main, I'll tell ya.
Mostly salted beef or pork, dried biscuits and cheese with five pints of beer. No beans or rice, which wouldn't have lasted anyway. Often, the salted meat would be so salty, the cooks would tow it behind the ship in the sea to remove some of the salt. S'true.

The cheese would get hard enough to carve buttons from.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
five pints of beer
Hell, if they'd seen fit to give me five pints of beer, I wouldn't have left.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Hell, if they'd seen fit to give me five pints of beer, I wouldn't have left.
If you're drunk, you feel no fear. Oh, and scurvy killed more men in the 100 Years War than enemy action - something like a factor of 10:1, but I can check those figures. Still keen on enlisting?

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Originally posted by buffalobill
If you're drunk, you feel no fear. Oh, and scurvy killed more men in the 100 Years War than enemy action - something like a factor of 10:1, but I can check those figures. Still keen on enlisting?
I bet constipation was at least 4 of those 10. Dropping a load must have been torture for those poor Vikings.

What is bug juice?

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
I have a question which I can't find an answer to the rulebook.

If an army were to land in Kent in the 2nd phase and win in that phase, but then I landed a much bigger army which defeated his army so I was still in control at the end of the turn, would my troop building orders still work or would they have been cancelled?
There was an odd conversation between Rob and no1 in the NE thread about this sort of thing. No1 claimed that it would take 2 MP to retake a province that one owned at the beginning of the turn if it had been taken in an earlier Phase. Is this true?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Sorry, not responding, lest I seem a 'bitch'. We wouldn't want that.

(And no, I have never beaten my wife, either. Jerk!)
If your opponent is of choleric temper, try to irritate him. If he is arrogant try to encourage his egotism. (If the enemy troops are well prepared after reorganization, try to wear them down. If they are united, try to sow dissension among them.

General Tao Hanzhang, translated by Yuan Shibing, Sun Tzu's The Art Of War

http://www.psywarrior.com/quotes.html


I think no1 lives by this passage. Keep that in mind, people.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
[b]If your opponent is of choleric temper, try to irritate him. If he is arrogant try to encourage his egotism. (If the enemy troops are well prepared after reorganization, try to wear them down. If they are united, try to sow dissension among them.

General Tao Hanzhang, translated by Yuan Shibing, Sun Tzu's The Art Of War

http:// ...[text shortened]... psywarrior.com/quotes.html


I think no1 lives by this passage. Keep that in mind, people.[/b]
Yep, the Heathers sure are "united"; it's all for one and one for all. Ask Poland, Arles, Roum, etc. etc. etc.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Yep, the Heathers sure are "united"; it's all for one and one for all. Ask Poland, Arles, Roum, etc. etc. etc.
Oh, you're so right. Yes, you're always right. What a keen mind and intellect. It's almost like you're reading our minds.


How long is it going to take you to finish off the Mamlukes anyway? I'm doing my part... (Oh, hmmmm, did I say that out loud? Pssst, it's okay, he can't hear us in here...)








(For those who still don't get the joke, see ATY's Sun-Tzu quote.)

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What is bug juice?
Powdered, flavored chemical mixed with evaporated, distilled seawater and consumed with ham hocks or with any other fine nautical cuisine.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Powdered, flavored chemical mixed with evaporated, distilled seawater and consumed with ham hocks or with any other fine nautical cuisine.
Kool-Aid? Top Ramen flavor packet?

EDIT - It IS Kool-Aid! That's the best you Norsemen can do for beverages?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug_juice

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Oh, you're so right. Yes, you're always right. What a keen mind and intellect. It's almost like you're reading our minds.


How long is it going to take you to finish off the Mamlukes anyway? I'm doing my part... (Oh, hmmmm, did I say that out loud? Pssst, it's okay, he can't hear us in here...)








(For those who still don't get the joke, see ATY's Sun-Tzu quote.)
If "your part" against the Mamulukes was getting your entire fleet and most of your army destroyed and losing every single one of your annexed provinces, you have performed it splendidly. You might want to check the map; the armies and navies of Italy are in the same provinces and seas as the Mamulukes - we have not and will not betray them. We're not Heathers after all.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Yep, the Heathers sure are "united"; it's all for one and one for all. Ask Poland, Arles, Roum, etc. etc. etc.
We haven't done anything to Roum. You very effectively kept us from helping them, which is all any of us wanted to do with respect to the Turks.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
We haven't done anything to Roum. You very effectively kept us from helping them, which is all any of us wanted to do with respect to the Turks.
LMAO! What help did I prevent you and the Bavarian from sending to Poland which fought side by side with you in Italy?

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