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Punch in the face, or stomach?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
toe to the kneecap

Or better still run away.
I remember two things from the kung-fu I did at uni (apart from the punch from the hip snap punch.

1) Kick low, hard and as soon as you can... preferably the knee - it's hard for your opponent to fight when they can't stand.

2) If throwing a punch at a face, bring your elbow through and around afters... if your punch misses there's every chance your elbow might not.

The only thing I really *learned* at kung-fu is that I, like others above, am a runner not a fighter.

I'll see you down the end of the road...

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Originally posted by rhb
I remember two things from the kung-fu I did at uni (apart from the punch from the hip snap punch.

1) Kick low, hard and as soon as you can... preferably the knee - it's hard for your opponent to fight when they can't stand.

2) If throwing a punch at a face, bring your elbow through and around afters... if your punch misses there's every chance your elbow ...[text shortened]... I, like others above, am a runner not a fighter.

I'll see you down the end of the road...
It takes 20 pounds of force to snap and elbow. It takes 40 pounds of force to buckle a knee head on, less from the sides.

If you break his nose, his eyes will swell and the fight tends to stall. If you use an upward thrust onto a broken nose, you can drive the cartilidge into his brain...fight is over forever.

The rule of thumb is this: if your opponent is incapcitated, he is no longer a threat.

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I generally like punching people in the face with a hot soldering iron myself. But at bars I like to punch people in the stomach so all the beer from their stomach gets in their nose first so that it is harder for them to breath and I can abuse them in the face while they are busy gaging for air much easier.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I generally like punching people in the face with a hot soldering iron myself. But at bars I like to punch people in the stomach so all the beer from their stomach gets in their nose first so that it is harder for them to breath and I can abuse them in the face while they are busy gaging for air much easier.
Don't try that at Billy Bob's. Those beer guts may look tempting, but don't do it.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Don't try that at Billy Bob's. Those beer guts may look tempting, but don't do it.
Even 1000 lb bulls can't stop those guys the best thing to do is find a sissy bar.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What is better?
Both for both questions.

Nothing like a drunken brawl if it is justified.

I would however rather walk away 😉

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Even 1000 lb bulls can't stop those guys the best thing to do is find a sissy bar.
You mean the bar where The Village People hang out? (Actually I should say hung out because most of the original members have died).

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Kill the head and the body's dead.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
You mean the bar where The Village People hang out? (Actually I should say hung out because most of the original members have died).
See, it works.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
See, it works.
But they died from AIDS....You must pack a helluva a punch. Or were you using a different fisting technique?

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Originally posted by slimjim
Kill the head and the body's dead.
Yea, punch um in the face with a Peterbuilt.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
But they died from AIDS....You must pack a helluva a punch. Or were you using a different fisting technique?
His left hook gives you cancer.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
His left hook gives you cancer.

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So he floats like a butterfly
And he stings like a bee,
If his left hook connects,
You get the big C.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
So he floats like a butterfly
And he stings like a bee,
If his left hook connects,
You get the big C.
People would pay big money to see that.

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