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Punch in the face, or stomach?

Punch in the face, or stomach?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
So he floats like a butterfly
And he stings like a bee,
If his left hook connects,
You get the big C.
That's right, Howard!

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
People would pay big money to see that.
Can I be your manager?

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Originally posted by rhb
I remember two things from the kung-fu I did at uni (apart from the punch from the hip snap punch.

1) Kick low, hard and as soon as you can... preferably the knee - it's hard for your opponent to fight when they can't stand.

2) If throwing a punch at a face, bring your elbow through and around afters... if your punch misses there's every chance your elbow ...[text shortened]... I, like others above, am a runner not a fighter.

I'll see you down the end of the road...
I avoided the kicking question on purpose. This was a question about punching.

The truth is though, and I think Huck may have mentioned this before - Stamp kick to the knee cap will sort anyone out.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That's right, Howard!

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Actually that should be Cassius or Muhammed.

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Originally posted by lausey
Anyone with any training in fighting knows you should not let them know what you are going for. 😉
Yes. Look at them in the face as if that's where you are intending to punch them, then stamp down on their knee as hard as you can. If you do it right they will fall to the floor, then you can decide whether or not to walk away or kick their head in.

The hardest bloke I ever met taught me that.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I avoided the kicking question on purpose. This was a question about punching.

The truth is though, and I think Huck may have mentioned this before - Stamp kick to the knee cap will sort anyone out.
You calling me a liar?

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
Yes. Look at them in the face as if that's where you are intending to punch them, then stamp down on their knee as hard as you can. If you do it right they will fall to the floor, then you can decide whether or not to walk away or kick their head in.

The hardest bloke I ever met taught me that.
"Take the biggest guy in the room and break his knee and he'll drop like a stone" "I am the cooler...now let's sweep out the trash."

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
You calling me a liar?
Yes. Yes I am. What are you gonna do about it? 😠
STAMP KICK TO THE KNEECAP!!!

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Yes. Yes I am. What are you gonna do about it? 😠
STAMP KICK TO THE KNEECAP!!!

😏
Too late though, lead pipe to the balls.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Actually that should be Cassius or Muhammed.
Howard Cocell was probably most noted for his coverage and relationship with the boxer formerly known as Clay. Your poem is funnier too if you read it like Howard would deliver that line.

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Edit! Don't second guess my comedy.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Yes. Yes I am. What are you gonna do about it? 😠
STAMP KICK TO THE KNEECAP!!!

😏
Hey that tickles. Do it again.😵

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Howard Cocell was probably most noted for his coverage and relationship with the boxer formerly known as Clay. Your poem is funnier too if you read it like Howard would deliver that line.

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[b]Edit!
Don't second guess my comedy.[/b]
That was a good poem come to think of it. I believe I will rec it.


Originally posted by Phlabibit
Howard Cocell was probably most noted for his coverage and relationship with the boxer formerly known as Clay. Your poem is funnier too if you read it like Howard would deliver that line.

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[b]Edit!
Don't second guess my comedy.[/b]
Hi guy!!

"My name is not guy, it's Muhammed Ali,
And here's some advice I'm gonna give you for free,
Right Guard anti-perspirant, it's a powerful spray,
Just one shot in the morning and you're good for the day.

Now believe what I say, because I'm always right,
Right Guard gives those odors one heck of a fight.
Now others may say that they are the latest,
But brother, next to me, Right Guard, it's the greatest."

No Cosell in the entire commercial

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Hey that tickles. Do it again.😵
I will then.

STAMP KICK TO THE OTHER KNEECAP!!!





I just like typing that... 😵

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Hi guy!!

"My name is not guy, it's Muhammed Ali,
And here's some advice I'm gonna give you for free,
Right Guard anti-perspirant, it's a powerful spray,
Just one shot in the morning and you're good for the day.

Now believe what I say, because I'm always right,
Right Guard gives those odors one heck of a fight.
Now others may say that they are ...[text shortened]... her, next to me, Right Guard, it's the greatest."

No Cosell in the entire commercial
I was watching a documentary on Ali and a lot of it involved Cocell. Just as Ali was starting to go into a rant the phone rings.

"Hello".

Long pause....

"Yes, hello. Is this Mr. (insert slaughtered pronunciation)?

"Hold on, I'll get him...."

I put the phone up to the speaker and Ali ranted on. After some time, I get on the phone and say, "Did he pick up?"

"No, take your time". I guess he was enjoying it as much as me... so I hung up.

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