Punch in the face, or stomach?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No you dont, you go for the balls.

I get turned on when I watch videos of girls doing that.

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
I get turned on when I watch videos of girls doing that.

You watch videos of girls with balls? Uh, wouldn't that be guys or trannies?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
You watch videos of girls with balls? Uh, wouldn't that be guys or trannies?

You spelled Tennis wrong. No, wait....

What?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
"That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

To really punctuate the point it always helps to spit tobacco on a dogs forehead after delivering the line.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You gotta let them attempt the first shot for legal reasons.

thats how you lose, when youre as small as i am... im 5'7 and 125 lbs 😕

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
thats how you lose, when youre as small as i am... im 5'7 and 125 lbs 😕

Wait till you are older when you are 5'5 and 300 lbs.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Wait till you are older when you are 5'5 and 300 lbs.

cool, well ive reached then end of my growth, so the only way i can grow now is down 🙁

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
thats how you lose, when youre as small as i am... im 5'7 and 125 lbs 😕

You need quick reflexes and to know how to turn an attack instantly into the other guy losing. Study Judo, Aikido, and other martial arts. Also learn the basic boxing stance - the proper one where your forearms and elbows cover you. Nothing gets through that.

Keep the elbows in close to your floating ribs, your forearms vertical and your hands open so you still look peaceful. Tilt your head forward so your forehead and arms protect your face. You can block almost anything from there. Also watch Muhammed Ali - that guy is (was) amazing with his dodging.

Then again I haven't been in a fight since I was in eighth grade, and I lost that one totally. However I have sparred a lot and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
cool, well ive reached then end of my growth, so the only way i can grow now is down 🙁

I think they sell pills for that too...my email box is flooded with all those enlargement adverts. Guaranteed to ad inches so you can get it back up.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You need quick reflexes and to know how to turn an attack instantly into the other guy losing. Study Judo, Aikido, and other martial arts. Also learn the basic boxing stance - the proper one where your forearms and elbows cover you. Nothing gets through that.

Keep the elbows in close to your floating ribs, your forearms vertical and your hands o ...[text shortened]... most anything from there. Also watch Muhammed Ali - that guy is (was) amazing with his dodging.

I don't want to brag... but...

I've studied for and developed my own system called "Do Wa Ei Do". It is an advanced combination of Tai Kwon Do, Judo, Kick Boxing, Tai Bo, Tai Chi, Tai Karaoke, Knick Nack Paddy Whack, Pillow Fighting, and Jarts.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I don't want to brag... but...

I've studied for and developed my own system called "Do Wa Ei Do". It is an advanced combination of Tai Kwon Do, Judo, Kick Boxing, Tai Bo, Tai Chi, Tai Karaoke, Knick Nack Paddy Whack, Pillow Fighting, and Jarts.

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Sensei, what will you have us do next?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I don't want to brag... but...

I've studied for and developed my own system called "Do Wa Ei Do". It is an advanced combination of Tai Kwon Do, Judo, Kick Boxing, Tai Bo, Tai Chi, Tai Karaoke, Knick Nack Paddy Whack, Pillow Fighting, and Jarts.

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"Sharts" are part of your martial arts routine? Ewww.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"Sharts" are part of your martial arts routine? Ewww.

Learn to read. Jarts were outlawed in the US, but I'm a rebel.

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