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Punch in the face, or stomach?

Punch in the face, or stomach?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I was watching a documentary on Ali and a lot of it involved Cocell. Just as Ali was starting to go into a rant the phone rings.

"Hello".

Long pause....

"Yes, hello. Is this Mr. (insert slaughtered pronunciation)?

"Hold on, I'll get him...."

I put the phone up to the speaker and Ali ranted on. After some time, I get on the phone and say, ...[text shortened]... No, take your time". I guess he was enjoying it as much as me... so I hung up.

P-
Did you see the greatest gaff Cosell ever commited live on air?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What is better?
giving or recieving!! 🙂

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Originally posted by Grandmaster bater
giving or recieving!! 🙂
My mama always said "Son, it is always much better to give than to receive".

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Originally posted by Grandmaster bater
giving or recieving!! 🙂
My mama always said "Read the whole thread before posting you bonehead."

Edit: She also said "'I' before 'E' except after 'C.'"

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
My mama always said "Read the whole thread before posting you bonehead."
Man, your mama is harsh!!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Man, your mama is harsh!!!
Damn straight - so's my Papa. I used to have to fetch the hickory switch I was beat with...

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Damn straight - so's my Papa. I used to have to fetch the hickory switch I was beat with...
you were beat with hickory switches? I bet you were chapped all your life. Do you still like it with hickory switches?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
you were beat with hickory switches? I bet you were chapped all your life. Do you still like it with hickory switches?
I still prefer to get punched in the face (if you manage to punch me at all) before I knock your ass out...

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FACT - Houdini died from a punch to the gut.

FACT - That punch was an accident. Chuck Norris farted while visiting Japan and the wind pushed the other dude's arm into Houdini.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I still prefer to get punched in the face (if you manage to punch me at all) before I knock your ass out...
"That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
"That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
Who's the quote by? It's considered good form to quote the source.

"That's mighty big quoting for a useless sack of..."

- st00p1dfac3

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most people like to talk their trash first, dont say anything, just run up on them, suprise them and start swinging wildly before they even have their hands up. it helps to listen to music that gets you all hyped up, if you know youre going to fight

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
most people like to talk their trash first, dont say anything, just run up on them, suprise them and start swinging wildly before they even have their hands up. it helps to listen to music that gets you all hyped up, if you know youre going to fight
You gotta let them attempt the first shot for legal reasons.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Who's the quote by? It's considered good form to quote the source.

"That's mighty big quoting for a useless sack of..."

- st00p1dfac3
The quote was by John Wayne in the movie True Grit. Happy now?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
The quote was by John Wayne in the movie True Grit. Happy now?
Yes, smiling all over the place.

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