1. Subscriberjosephw
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    03 Aug '16 06:59
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Why does everything have to always come down to "sides"?
    I think everything really comes down to bottoms. πŸ˜‰
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    03 Aug '16 10:35
    Originally posted by josephw
    I think everything really comes down to bottoms. πŸ˜‰
    Is that assertion biblically supported?
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    03 Aug '16 12:101 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Is that assertion biblically supported?
    What are you talking about? The Bible's obsessed with bottoms.

    Genesis 22:3-...saddled his ass and took two of...
    Genesis 22:5- Abide ye here with the ass...
    Genesis 42:27-...give his ass provender in the inn...
    Genesis 44:13-... laded every man his ass...
    Genesis 49:14-Isschar is a strong ass couching...
    Exodus 4:20-...set them upon an ass...
    Exodus 13:13-...every firstling of an ass thou shalt...
    Exodus 20:17-...nor his ox, nor his ass nor anything...
    Exodus 21:33- an ox or an ass for sheep...
    Exodus 22:4-...whether it be ox or ass, or sheep...
    Exodus 22:9-...for ox, or an ass fall therein:...
    Exodus 22:10-...deliver unto his neighbour an ass...
    Exodus 23:4-...thine enemy's ox or his ass going...
    Exodus 23:5- If thou see the ass of him that...
    Exodus 23:12-...thine ox and thine ass may rest...
    Exodus 34:20-...firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem...
    Numbers 16:15- I have not taken one ass from them...
    Numbers 22:21-...and saddled his ass, and went with...
    Numbers 22:22-Now he was riding upon his ass...
    Numbers 22:23-...the ass saw the angel of the Lord...
    Numbers 22:23 (2nd ref.)-...the ass turned aside out of the way...
    Numbers 22:23 (3rd ref.)-Baalam smote the ass to turn her...
    Numbers 22:25-...the ass saw the angel of the Lord...
    Numbers 22:27-...the ass saw the angel of the Lord...
    Numbers 22:27 (2nd ref.)-...he smote the ass with a staff...
    Numbers 22:28-...Lord opened the mouth of the ass...
    Numbers 22:29- Baalam said unto the ass...
    Numbers 22:30-...the ass said unto Baalam...
    Numbers 22:30 (2nd ref.)- Am not I thine ass...
    Numbers 22: 32-...hast thou smitten thine ass...
    Numbers 22:33- And the ass saw me, and turned...
    Deuteronomy 5:14-...nor thine ox, nor thine ass...
    Deuteronomy 5:21-...his ox, or his ass, or any thing...
    Deuteronomy 22:3-...shalt thou do with his ass;...
    Deuteronomy 22:4-...see thy brother's ass or his ox fall...
    Deuteronomy 22:10-...plow with an ox and an ass together...
    Deuteronomy 28:31-...thine ass shall be violently taken...
    Joshua 6:21-...ox, and sheep, and ass, with the...
    Joshua 15:18-...she lighted off her ass...
    Judges 6:4-...neither sheep, nor ox, nor ass...
    Judges 10:4-...sons that rode on thirty ass colts...
    Judges 12:14-...threescore and ten ass colts...
    Judges 15:15-...found a new jawbone of an ass...
    Judges 15:16- With the jawbone of an ass...
    Judges 15:16 (2nd ref.)-...upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass...
    Judges 19:28-...the man took her up upon an ass...
    1 Samuel 12:3-...or whose ass have I taken?
    1 Samuel 15:3-...ox and sheep, camel and ass...
    1 Samuel 16:20- Jesse took an ass laden with bread...
    1 Samuel 25:20-...she rode on the ass...
    1 Samuel 25:23-...hasted, and lighted off the ass...
    1 Samuel 25:42-...arose, and rode upon an ass...
    2 Samuel 17:23-...he saddled his ass and arose...
    2 Samuel 19:26- I will saddle me an ass...
    1 Kings 2:40- Shimei arouse and saddled his ass...
    1 Kings 13:13- Saddle me the ass...
    1 Kings 13:13 (2nd ref.)- So they saddled him the ass...
    1 Kings 13:23-...that he saddled for him the ass...
    1 Kings 13:24-...cast in the way, and the ass stood by...
    1 Kings 13:27- Saddle me the ass...
    1 Kings 13:28-...and the ass and the lion standing...
    1 Kings 13:28 (2nd ref.)-...the carcase, nor torn the ass...
    1 Kings 13:29-...laid it upon the ass...
    2 Kings 4:24- Then she saddled an ass...
    Job 6:5- Doth the wild ass bray...
    Job 24:3-...away the ass of the fatherless...
    Job 39:5-...hath send out the wild ass...
    Job 39:5 (2nd ref.)-...loosed the bands of the wild ass...
    Proverbs 26:3-...a bridle for the ass...
    Isaiah 1:3-...and the ass his master's crib..
    Isaiah 32:20-...the feet of the ox and the ass...
    Jeremiah 2:24- A wild ass used to the wilderness...
    Jeremiah 22:19-...buried with the burial of an ass...
    Hosea 8:9-...a wild ass alone by himself...
    Zechariah 9:9-...lowly, and riding upon an ass...
    Zechariah 9:9 (2nd ref.)-...and upon a colt the foal of an ass...
    Zechariah 14:15-...mule, of the camel, and of the ass...
    Matthew 21:2-...yes shall find an ass tied...
    Matthew 21:5-...meek, and sitting upon an ass...
    Matthew 21:5 (2nd ref.)-...and a colt the foal of an ass...
    Matthew 21:7- And brought the ass, and the colt...
    Luke 13:15-...loose his ox or his ass from the stall...
    Luke 14:5- Which of you shall have an ass or...
    John 12:14-...when he had found a young ass...
    2 Peter 2:16-...ass speaking with man's voice...
  4. Subscriberjosephw
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    03 Aug '16 12:14
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Is that assertion biblically supported?
    Just ask Rank outsider. πŸ˜‰
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    03 Aug '16 13:52
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    What are you talking about? The Bible's obsessed with bottoms.

    Genesis 22:3-...saddled his ass and took two of...
    Genesis 22:5- Abide ye here with the ass...
    Genesis 42:27-...give his ass provender in the inn...
    Genesis 44:13-... laded every man his ass...
    Genesis 49:14-Isschar is a strong ass couching...
    Exodus 4:20-...set them upon an ass... ...[text shortened]... John 12:14-...when he had found a young ass...
    2 Peter 2:16-...ass speaking with man's voice...
    Well played.
  6. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    03 Aug '16 14:55
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Well played.
    ... to quote Francis of Assisi.
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    03 Aug '16 15:56
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    What are you talking about? The Bible's obsessed with bottoms.

    Genesis 22:3-...saddled his ass and took two of...
    Genesis 22:5- Abide ye here with the ass...
    Genesis 42:27-...give his ass provender in the inn...
    Genesis 44:13-... laded every man his ass...
    Genesis 49:14-Isschar is a strong ass couching...
    Exodus 4:20-...set them upon an ass... ...[text shortened]... John 12:14-...when he had found a young ass...
    2 Peter 2:16-...ass speaking with man's voice...
    That's a lot of Ass !
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    03 Aug '16 17:10
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    That's a lot of Ass !
    ..to quote Ben Affleck. (When married to Jennifer Lopez).
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    03 Aug '16 18:04
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    What are you talking about? The Bible's obsessed with bottoms.

    Genesis 22:3-...saddled his ass and took two of...
    Genesis 22:5- Abide ye here with the ass...
    Genesis 42:27-...give his ass provender in the inn...
    Genesis 44:13-... laded every man his ass...
    Genesis 49:14-Isschar is a strong ass couching...
    Exodus 4:20-...set them upon an ass... ...[text shortened]... John 12:14-...when he had found a young ass...
    2 Peter 2:16-...ass speaking with man's voice...
    I like the one, 'she lighted up her ass' Didn't know they knew you could light farts back in those days! Must have burned her butt with those big torchesπŸ™‚ And that would have been BEFORE she lit the fartπŸ™‚
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    03 Aug '16 18:402 edits
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Why does everything have to always come down to "sides"?
    Dive,
    No one twisted your arm to take a side, you just jumped in. You just happened to get on the side that had a few Moderators on it. I am sure that was purely by accident. πŸ˜‰ You just happened to agree with everything they were saying. πŸ˜› By the way, how many forum bans did you get during that time?

    Regards,
    -VR
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    03 Aug '16 19:122 edits
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Dive,
    No one twisted your arm to take a side, you just jumped in. You just happened to get on the side that had a few Moderators on it. I am sure that was purely by accident. πŸ˜‰ You just happened to agree with everything they were saying. πŸ˜› By the way, how many forum bans did you get during that time?

    Regards,
    -VR
    I've had one 1 week ban in the 8 years I've been here. It was for posting a link to a 2 second gif of a strung-up but brief-wearing guy getting kicked in the slabs by a bikini-clad hot girl. It was a deserved ban, but a week was harsh in my humble opinion. Other than that, I've had no bans for any of the "manipulation" "systematic bullying" nor even for the "actual torture" I've allegedly committed here. πŸ™‚
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    03 Aug '16 19:233 edits
    Originally posted by divegeester
    I've had one 1 week ban in the 8 years I've been here. It was for posting a link to a 2 second gif of a strung-up but brief-wearing guy getting kicked in the slabs by a bikini-clad hot girl. It was a deserved ban, but a week was harsh in my humble opinion. Other than that, I've had no bans for any of the "manipulation" "systematic bullying" nor even for the "actual torture" I've allegedly committed here. πŸ™‚
    Sir,
    What that tells me is that you have many friends who are Moderators and bias still exists. It will never go away completely. People have their likes and dislikes, and Moderators are human to with feelings, same as all of us.

    I think you were given a lot of breaks, because of the crowd you were in with, at that time. That is all I am talking about here. Russ even admitted to me their was bound to be a certain amount of bias.

    It is nothing no one knows does exist, unless of course they happen to be new subscribers. If you are, watch out who's side you take!!! Talking to the new subs now Dive not you. πŸ˜‰

    Kind Regards,
    Sincerely,
    -VR
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    03 Aug '16 19:422 edits
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Sir,
    What that tells me is that you have many friends who are Moderators and bias still exists. It will never go away completely. People have their likes and dislikes, and Moderators are human to with feelings, same as all of us.

    I think you were given a lot of breaks, because of the crowd you were in with, at that time. That is all I am talking ...[text shortened]... side you take!!! Talking to the new subs now Dive not you. πŸ˜‰

    Kind Regards,
    Sincerely,
    -VR
    The mods like my posts and they hate yours...life sucks when you are dull πŸ˜›
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    03 Aug '16 20:301 edit
    Originally posted by divegeester
    The mods like my posts and they hate yours...life sucks when you are dull πŸ˜›
    Sir,
    The mods like yes men which you are....nothing to do with posts at all. FYI...My life is perfect. I do have more going on than this chess site. πŸ˜‰

    Kindest Regards,
    Sincerely,
    -VR
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    03 Aug '16 20:42
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    I do have more going on than this chess site.
    You got porn and tissues too, right?
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