"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"



All friendly pundits are welcome to contribute to The Official 2008 RHP Collection (of 1,000 one liner

smiles, casual observations, dubious insights and unproven principles of human enlightenment)...


1. He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.

2. Morning toast still seems to fall marmalade side down.

3. Never murder a person who's in the process of commiting suicide.

4. Many self made men and women worship their creator.

5. Some create happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.




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Thanks.

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If you are born to shot, you will never be hung

A cat may lead to darker things, but a bird is just too flighty

Don't eat yellow snow.

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Never take an idiot with you, you can always pick up one when you get there 😛

don't sh** a sh**ter

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Better to live one day as a lion, than a whole lifetime as a mouse.

Do not wake sleeping dragons.






Not all that is gold glitters
Not all who wander are lost*


(*paraphrased with apologies and devotion)

You're about as useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking competition! 😏

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"RHP Scroll of Wisdom

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Better to live one day as a lion, than a whole lifetime as a mouse.

21. Please note the corrected spelling of the word 'LUCK' (in chess and life)...

is TIMING. Requires singlemindedness of purpose and concentration.



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