"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

Originally posted by Adorea
30. Save a horse...ride a cowboy?

Originally posted by Mexico
31. Never Argue with and Idiot, people might not know the difference,

32. Although the early bird catches the bird, remember that the early worm gets eaten.

33. It could be worse, you could be on fire

My grandpa always used to say, "There are more horses asses in the world than there are horses." (And he should know: He was a veterinarian.)

36. Turn your back on the sunset, because the earth rotates from west to east.

37. Shoot for just above your own height, because if you shoot for the moon and miss, you have a long way to fall.

38. Those with worse vision often have a better sense of smell.

39. If you think other people's voices sound odd, than you are getting too accustomed to your own.

40. After eating half of your plate, it may be half empty, but your stomach will be half full.

41. Most guns cannot penetrate 3 feet of water, so if the man you are hunting jumps into a lake, reach for the harpoon launcher.

Originally posted by Mexico
31. Never Argue with and Idiot, people might not know the difference,

32. Although the early bird catches the bird, remember that the early worm gets eaten.

33. It could be worse, you could be on fire

43. If you aren't having a bad week, then you must be having a good one.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Better to live one day as a lion, than a whole lifetime as a mouse.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Unless you're a bloody mouse, though.

Don't fart in public when traveling through India. In fact, don't fart unless you're sitting on a toilet, when traveling through bloody India.

Although some say it's better to die standing up, than living on your knees, you will one day realize it's better to live standing up than dying on your knees! (Catch 22))

46. Happiness for some, sadly, is merely the remission of pain.

47. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

48. You can't tell which direction the train went by looking at the track.

49. Trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
it's a 'do it yourself' thing.

50. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
46. Happiness for some, sadly, is merely the remission of pain.

47. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

48. You can't tell which direction the train went by looking at the track.

49. Trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
it's a 'do it yourself' thing.

50. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.


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53. Put the toilet seat down

54. If Mamma isn't happy... nobody is happy.

55. A relationship is like a bandage. If you're tired of it, for God's sake just rip it off.

56. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!