"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

104. Success is not how much money you have.. but how well you manage the money you have .

105. Nothing succeeds better than a budgie. 😏

Originally posted by shavixmir
84. No matter how drunk you are, you're hand is not stronger than a police cell door...

Seriously.

106. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

107. Enjoy some moments of glorious freedom. Take a senna tablet! 😉

108. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
103. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


😀

110. There are three kind of people in this world...those that can count and those that can't.

111. The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

112. Don't sweat the petty things.
113. Don't pet the sweaty things.

114. Before you ever decide to criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


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115. Don't eat the bombycinous snow.

116. My friend asked me if I wanted to take the corner kick. I told him: "Sure, I'm a lefty anyway." He replied: "But that's a right foot shot." My reply was: "I know."

117. Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. 😉😀😵

Originally posted by EinsteinMind
117. Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. 😉😀😵