Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyi was hoping that by the time the Feb hardcore tournament was nearing its end (as it now is), you'd have run out of these, or that the orderlies had revoked your internet access. where on earth do you find them, The Mammoth Book of Triteness or something? is this really what 'wisdom' means to you? if so, i pity you all the more.
"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"
All friendly pundits are welcome to contribute to The Official 2008 RHP Collection (of 1,000 one liner
smiles, casual observations, dubious insights and unproven principles of human enlightenment)...
1. He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.
2. Morning toast still seems to fall marmalade side ...[text shortened]... go.
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyIf you look at the most active threads in this forum, you will find that they are all of this type. That shows that most posters read them and find them worthy of being added to.
i was hoping that by the time the Feb hardcore tournament was nearing its end (as it now is), you'd have run out of these, or that the orderlies had revoked your internet access. where on earth do you find them, The Mammoth Book of Triteness or something? is this really what 'wisdom' means to you? if so, i pity you all the more.
Instead of throwing brickbats from the safety and anonymity of the audience, how about establishing a few threads of your own and see just how much interest you can generate?
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyHi, Dave. Nice to know you're well and have returned safely from your lengthy orbit around the far side of the cultural moon.
i was hoping that by the time the Feb hardcore tournament was nearing its end (as it now is), you'd have run out of these, or that the orderlies had revoked your internet access. where on earth do you find them, The Mammoth Book of Triteness or something? is this really what 'wisdom' means to you? if so, i pity you all the more.
As to my objectionable threads, seems you have three viable options: (1) Just ignore them. Most are worthless lead balloons
anyway. (2) By stealth of 'down under' night creep into position to take a reconnaisance peek while holding your sensitive nose.
(3) Then, either take a few shots or save your ammunition for higher valued targets by returning silently to your foxhole.
Best,
gb
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Originally posted by huckleberryhoundReminder:
[b ] 24. Never stick your finger up your bum on a public bus.[/b]
All contributions to the "RHP Scroll of Wisdom" during 2008 are tax deductible and may be declared to the full extent of their worth.
Also, importantly, should anybody attempt to pressure you at work for a pint of blood or some other worthwhile charitable donation, you
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Thanks for your entertaining contributions.
-gb
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