"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

84. No matter how drunk you are, you're hand is not stronger than a police cell door...

Seriously.

Originally posted by shavixmir
84. No matter how drunk you are, you're hand is not stronger than a police cell door...

Seriously.

85. If it wasn't for the stupid people in this world.. you wouldn't know who the smart ones were.

86. Fat girls need loving too.. Ill take their word for it.

87. About breast size. Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

88. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.. you better marry an ugly wife.

89. You are only a true player.. if you can nail your mother-in-law.

90. When you see a good move, sit on your hands, look for a better one.

91. People are never so empty as when they are full of themselves.

92. Almost all mariages, even the happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that both partners could have certainly found better matches. However, your real soulmate is the one you're married to.

93. Don't wait for six strong men to carry you into church.

94. The empty barrel makes the most noise.

95. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

96. RHP wisdom is to be taken with a grain of salt.

97. Sex is an over-rated experience .... NOT.

98. Contrary to popular belief, adding the words "but still" to an argument does not enhance it in any ways whatsoever.

99. Having a lot of money does not make you rich, only wealthy.

100. Never give somebody the key to your soul without first changing the lock.

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101. "I don't want to make the wrong mistake" Yogi Berra

102. iTunes is stupid because it records your music in such a way that you can only play it directly off of your iPod and iTunes, even though you've paid for it. Much better to steal music, that way you can play it however you want.

103. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


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