"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

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31 Mar 08 23:20

Gary Thomas

Nixa, MO USA

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06 Apr 08 15:14

Remember that in order to get another life, -- you have to HAVE one first!

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 15:19

73. You're not too drunk if you can still hold onto the floor

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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06 Apr 08 15:30

74. Some days you're the bug, some days the windshield.

🙂

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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06 Apr 08 16:01

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
63. If you find yourself married to a stupid old fart who spouts nonsense 24/7, kill yourself.

75. If you lend someone twenty dollars and never see

that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

..............................................

Today

Dear Dave,

Please find loan enclosed in the amount you requested.

Kind regards,

gb

Enclosure:

__________
[__ $20__ ]

😀

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 16:17

Ok...a little funny!

Dave

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

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06 Apr 08 16:18

76. If you don't spot the sucker after 10 minutes at the poker table...it's you.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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06 Apr 08 16:51

Originally posted by nmdavidb
Ok...a little funny!

Dave

Sent to Iron Monkey (hence the previous post quote)... not to you,

my good friend. Besides, you'd probably be loaning the $20 to me.

😀

kfennessy

Out To Lunch

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06 Apr 08 16:55

77. If you have a stomach-ache, take a Tums and leave it alone.

~~nmdavidb~~

I Drank What? ©

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 17:01

78. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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06 Apr 08 17:03

4 edits

79. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.

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~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 17:08

80. I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth...just to see if all those women were telling me the truth!!

~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 17:11

81. I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

lioness

Antwerp, Belgium

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06 Apr 08 17:33

Originally posted by Gary Thomas
Remember that in order to get another life, -- you have to HAVE one first!

Don't worry about that! I HAVE a wonderful life 🙂

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

06 Apr 08 17:52

1 edit

82. Do not not walk...

*Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

(-_-) ...................... [-_O]

* Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

[-_O]....................... (-_-)

* Do not walk beside me either.

[-_O].....

(-_-) .....

* Just pretty much leave me the h*ll alone...

.............................................................................................................. 😀

~~nmdavidb~~

I'm With Stupid

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06 Apr 08 18:08

83. Lead, follow, or get the hell outta the way.

( the redneck version of GB's )