"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

57. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

58. This is as bad as it gets but don't count on it.


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58. Friends may stick with you through the thick and thin, but will they through the disgustingly obese and pencil-thin anorexic?

59. Never eat fried chicken whole, because you might swallow the bones.

60. Why are there strict anti drinking and driving laws in the USA, when it is quite apparent that eating and driving is a lot more distracting?

61. People do dumb things when they think they are so smart.

62. If money doesn't grow on trees...then why do banks have branches?

63. If you find yourself married to a stupid old fart who spouts nonsense 24/7, kill yourself.

64. Confuscious say, "Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

65. In America, 18 year olds are allowed to go to war and fight for their country, but not allowed to drink until they are 21?! 😕😕

66. 'My prayer to God is a very short one: "Oh Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous." God has granted my wish.' — Voltaire

67. Things can always get worse

69. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike Milligan)

I saw how it looked in print and deleted it!

Originally posted by Gary Thomas
I saw how it looked in print and deleted it!

Why are your nieghbors such miserable people when you feel so bad yourself?

70. What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others. (Pericles)
71. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.” (Einstein)