"RHP Scroll of Wisdom"

Originally posted by EinsteinMind
117. Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. 😉😀😵

118. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


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119. Never miss a good chance to shut up.


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120. Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger.

121. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


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122. A barber's chair fits all buttocks.

123. YouTube

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
121. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.


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122. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.


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123. Losers are NOT people who fail. Losers are people who persist in... and do nothing about their failures.



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124. As I go for a penalty kick, my friend asks me: "Are you left-footed?" My reply was: "Sometimes."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
123. Losers are NOT people who fail. Losers are people who persist in... and do nothing about their failures.



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125. Believe or not (to your lifelong benefit or regret and peril, respectively)... the institution of marriage

is not designed for happiness. Marriage is designed for virtue. Virtue is the source of human happiness.


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126. A man takes a drink, the drink takes the drink, the drink takes the man. (Chinese proverb)

127. Making it to the end of the trip is not the most difficult part of the trip, in fact, the most difficult portion of the trip is taking the first step.

Originally posted by kfennessy
127. Making it to the end of the trip is not the most difficult part of the trip, in fact, the most difficult portion of the trip is taking the first step.