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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The whole episode with Scorpio is great!

"Homer, would you hang my coat on the wall?"

"I had to tackle a slacker at work today."

"Homer, what country do you hate most; France or Italy?"

"Thanks Homer, and if you could kill someone on the way out it would be a big help."

"Hang on a sec Homer, I am having some trouble with the Feds"

Homer: I know. It's all about money in the end...

*battle rages around them*

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Marge: "Kids today can be so cruel.."
Bart: We Can!? Thanks Mom!

Sideshow Bob: "Attempted murder? now what is that, really? do they give a nobel prize for attempted chemisty?"

Moe: "You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you're not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff."



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one of the stoner thug's feeding bart at "krusty Kamp": "it's not gruel, it's immitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orfans don;t know the difference!"

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Ned Flanders: Ahhhh! Purple Drapes! All my life, I've wanted Purple Drapes!! Ahhhhh!

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Not sure if this has been said yet but Homer: Doh.
Bart: Eat my shorts!

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"Dude, meet me in Montana. Love, Jesus H. Christ. XXOO" - fake letter to Ned Flanders.

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Marge: "Homer, you aren't the Beer Barron are you?!"

Homer: "Marge, I'm not going to like to you.... Well, I'm off to Moe's!"

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Marge: Homer, where were you all last night?

Homer: Give me a chance to explain... *marge is silent* Please just give me a second to explain *marge is silent* Why aren't you giving me a chance to explain Marge?!?

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how about Homer: I'm a rageaholic!! I ust can't live without rageahol!

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Homer (on phone to marge from power plant): Marge, can you come here? I'm stuck in a vending machine.

Marge (sighs): Oh no. Not again.

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Skinner: I know you can read my thoughts Bart. If I find you were skipping school, your @$$ is mine. Yes, I think the words I don't say.
Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, MeowMeowMeowMeow, Meow Meow Meow Meow.

Did I spell them right?

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Marge: Now the cat needs his medication...
Homer: No problem...
Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off...
Homer: Can do. Right. Uh-huh.
Marge: ... a lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open.
Homer: Gotcha. Cat in the furnace.
Marge: Ah, you know, I think we'll take Maggie with us.

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Homer: Marge! Marge!! How do I use the pressure cooker?
Marge: Don't!

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D43MON... I was thinking of that quote... but couldn't remember what Marge said... thanx!

What is the quote where I think Lisa and Marge want to go someplace "French" and Homer wants to stay home and watch "Bret Favree'"

That's a crack up!

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Originally posted by D43M0N
what about Amanda Hugenkiss? Or Hugh Jass?
Homer Sexual?
Recent quote:

(Mr. Burns): "...Or should I say... Anita Bong hit!"

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