The Simpsons

orkyboy

Looooney Ork

General

09 Nov 03 22:08

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Zak the mad boy

Stamford Bridge

Joined: 29 Jan 03
Moves: 4519

12 Nov 03 08:08

Mr. Burns: Who's that man Smithers?

Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

12 Nov 03 08:48

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. 😉

usmc7257

semper fi

Joined: 02 Oct 03
Moves: 112520

12 Nov 03 15:46

not really a quote i guess but the simpsons version of stephen hawking is hilarious

genius

Wayward Soul

Your Blackened Sky

Joined: 12 Mar 02
Moves: 15128

12 Nov 03 16:20

leader of the stone cutters: "lets get drunk and play pingpong!"

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

12 Nov 03 16:39

Homer acting like a rich guy test driving a Bently or Rolls Royce....

"How does this mode of transpertation compare to, lets say, a Train... which I could also afford."

Yoink! (grabs free tickets)

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Zak the mad boy

Stamford Bridge

Joined: 29 Jan 03
Moves: 4519

12 Nov 03 17:11

Homer: (strangling bart) Why you little!!!
Bart: AAAAGH.........AAAAgh...........AAAAGH

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

12 Nov 03 17:30

Marge: Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week.
Homer: Well in that case he should've made the week an hour longer. [mumbles] Lousy God.

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer: [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key]
😀

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Zak the mad boy

Stamford Bridge

Joined: 29 Jan 03
Moves: 4519

12 Nov 03 18:17

They fight, they bite. fight fight fight. bite bite bite. The Itchy and Scratchy show!

(30 seconds later) Bart and Lisa: ha ha ha ha ha.
Marge: I think we all watvh too much TV.😠

tygrysek

Joined: 23 Aug 03
Moves: 1233

12 Nov 03 18:46

This is a good one, always gets me

Homer at the post office:

Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns I believe you have a letter for me

Postman: Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name?

Homer: ...I Don't Know

🙂

ivanhoe

Felicific Forest

Joined: 15 Dec 02
Moves: 52968

12 Nov 03 19:03

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Marge: Homer, you lied to me ...

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie .... one to tell the lie, the other to listen ...

Marge: What does thát mean ?

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

12 Nov 03 19:32

Milhouse: It's like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat!

orkyboy

Looooney Ork

A galaxy far away

Joined: 25 Feb 03
Moves: 8046

13 Nov 03 17:40

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Originally posted by D43M0N
what about Amanda Hugenkiss? Or Hugh Jass?
Homer Sexual?

Thought of another one: B O Problem 😉

D43M0N

Brisbane, Australia

Joined: 08 Sep 03
Moves: 17480

14 Nov 03 06:25

HOw about the Bumblebee Man?

When he fills in for Kent Brockman: Today, 50 people died after a tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur. Ai chiahua!! (*falls off chair*)

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Zak the mad boy

Stamford Bridge

Joined: 29 Jan 03
Moves: 4519

14 Nov 03 08:25

Originally posted by D43M0N
HOw about the Bumblebee Man?

When he fills in for Kent Brockman: Today, 50 people died after a tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur. Ai chiahua!! (*falls off chair*)

I hate the bumble bee guy. He's such a random character and has no relevance to the programme.

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

14 Nov 03 16:58

The whole episode with Scorpio is great!

"Homer, would you hang my coat on the wall?"

"I had to tackle a slacker at work today."

"Homer, what country do you hate most; France or Italy?"

"Thanks Homer, and if you could kill someone on the way out it would be a big help."