The Simpsons

I also really like when they cut into Kent Brockman and he's still finishing up the previous news story. Here are some of my favorites:

"...And that cute little kitten played with that ball of string (dramatic pause) all through the night."

"...leaving the Vice President in Charge. In other news..."

"...which if true (chuckle) means death for us all."

Skinner: "Good lord, Mother, I can see your...figure."
Agnes: "Oh, you see more than that when you give me my weekly sponge bath."
Skinner: "What I do for my allowance money is nobody's business."

Comic book guy (upon finding out that 'Mr X' is a fraud): There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!

Grampa: Did he tell us to put on our tuxedos?
Old man: I want some tacietos.

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Man telling crowd how to make money: You got to squeeze every penny.
Homer: *squeezing penny in hand* I'm squeezing. Argh! It went into my hand.
Marge: Oh Lord, not again!

😀

Old Crazy Man singers: Old Gray Mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

Grandpa's friend at the home: (during a game of bingo) you shot my battleship.

Guy goes to the doctor and says, 'I know I'm wasting your time but my wife said I had to come cos she thinks I'm going deaf'. 'Really', says the doctor 'what's the symptoms?' The guy says, 'That's a disfunctional cartoon family on television'.😵

Homer: "Someday, when Bart and Lisa get married, this will all be theirs."
Bart and Lisa (in unison): "Ew!"
Marge: "You mean when they marry other people."
Homer: "OK, but I aint payin' for two weddings."

You spelt Alburquerque wrong on your location.😀

Originally posted by D43M0N
You spelt Alburquerque wrong on your location.😀

Originally posted by D43M0N
You spelt Alburquerque wrong on your location.😀

"Excuse me, Doctor; I think I know a little something about medicine."
--Homer Simpson.

Bart- Can you just pull the plant out of Homer's head?
Dr Hibbert- I'm a doctor not a gardener
Homer- Can you at least prune the leaves so I can watch TV?
Dr Hibbert- What did I just say?

Originally posted by orkyboy
Bart- Can you just pull the plant out of Homer's head?
Dr Hibbert- I'm a doctor not a gardener
Homer- Can you at least prune the leaves so I can watch TV?
Dr Hibbert- What did I just say?

my fave....

when mr. burns just got shot (not exact)

Doc-"Can you solve this mystory"
(the doc. points to the viewer, you) and then the camera pans out and he is really pointing to the cops

Cops "well we can try i mean i guess thats what were paid for


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mommy i saw mrs. krabable and principal skinner in the closet making babies, i saw one of the babies and he smiled at me

a baby smiled at you

honney get super intendent chalmers on the phone