The Simpsons

ralph wiggam--i"i like playing with your toys bart. mine are all sticky."

Bart - Take him away boys

Wiggum - Hey, I'm the chief around here. Bake him away toys.

Lou - What did you say chief?

Wiggum - Do what the kid said.

Ralph Wiggum: We're on a play date

Nelson: Ha Ha!

Bart (mutters): Oh no.

Ralph Wiggum : "My Cats breath smells like cat food"

Bart, playing the role of a receptionist / telephonist in a crematorium, picking up the phone:

"Hello, this is (Barts) Crematorium. Yoú kill 'm, wé grill 'm "

Kent Brockman: We're live from outside the Kwik-E-Mart. And to prove it 'penis' 😉

Apu: Thank you. Come again.😀

Another Apu classic: Would you like the latest edition of the squishi pen magazine.

Homer: Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

Homer: Internet! Is that thing still around?

Homer: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Marge : This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer : I dunno. The Internet? [Springfield snow].

Originally posted by CK
Homer: Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

Homer: Internet! Is that thing still around?

Homer: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Marge : This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer : I dunno. The Internet? [Springfield snow].

Ralph Wiggum: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar

Homer (to Bart): Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

Homer: If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it --Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

How about: I bent my wookie.:'(:'(

Homer: The lottery has finally given me a ray of hope in my cruel life.

Marge: But the chances of winning are only 1 in 380 million

Homer: Correction *produces a wad of lottery tickets* 50 in 380 million.

😀

Marge:- Are ou goning to ignore Grampa for the rest of you life?
Homer:- Of course not MArge, only for the rest of his life.
😀😀😀😀😀😀

Mr. Burns "Smithers release the hounds"

Homer: Shut up brain, or I'll stab with a Q-Tip!

Bart: Aye Carumba!

Bart: Here Krusty, I got a danish.
Krusty: Oooo, gimmie gimmie gimmei. Mmm. Where'd ya get it?
Bart: I stole it of Kent Brockman.
Krusty (stops chewing): He didn't touch it did he?
Bart: No.
Krusty (resumes chewing): Good.