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London
Yo momma is so dumb she thought doggy style was sex with the family pet.
Originally posted by Freddie2004Yo momma is so dumb she thought doggy style was sex with the family pet.
Tha Brotha Hood
Freddie's mama so fat, he gets extra credit for keeping the Fourth Commandment.
With White Women
Yo momma's so fat she really was the whore of Babylon.
Right behind you...
Yo mama so fat she swallow everything that darn Darfius say.
Yo mama so fat, when Jesus cast out devils, she run off a cliff an' drown.
Yo mama so fat, Jesus could climb up her and give a Sermon from the Mouth.
Not Kansas
Yo Mama so fat she was the plague of locusts that the pharoah guy had but they had to change that sh1t cause nobody believe yo Mama's so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she remember Jesus by breakin' a bakery.
Originally posted by KneverKnightYo Mama so fat she was the plague of locusts that the pharoah guy had but they had to change that sh1t cause nobody believe yo Mama's so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she was a member of all 12 tribes.
Yo momma's so fat she said, "damn right my cup runneth over."
Yo mama so fat she'd betray Jesus for thirty chicken McNuggets.
Yo mama so fat her bible ain't got no *last* supper.
Yo mama so fat, she followed the Golden Rule and bought me an extra large pizza.
