Originally posted by orfeoYo mama so fat, she *is* the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first (to eat) and the last (to finish).
A better version of that would be simply to say
Yo Mama so fat, she's a black hole.
which would be pretty much the ultimate in weight gain.
But we're supposed to be playing BIBLICAL Yo Mama. So we can carry on because we haven't found the ultimate post yet.
Yo momma's so fat she's going to have severe mid-life health problems.
Yo momma's so fat shesank my battleship!
Yo momma's so fat she went to the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma's so fat she don't get no turtle head, she get the whole damn turtle, yaknowhatimsayin'? Heh, damn, she's so fat...fat, fat b*tch. She's so fat she ain't seen her knees since Reagan. Been on 'em, though...beleee dat!
(Ohhhhhh..SNAP!!!)
Originally posted by PBE6SNAP is right. Take a pill and call us in the morning.
Yo momma's so fat she's going to have severe mid-life health problems.
Yo momma's so fat shesank my battleship!
Yo momma's so fat she went to the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma's so fat she don't get no turtle head, she get the whole damn turtle, yaknowhatimsayin'? Heh, damn, she's so fat...fat, fat b*tch. She's so fat she ain't seen her knees since Reagan. Been on 'em, though...beleee dat!
(Ohhhhhh..SNAP!!!)