Yo Mama

Yo Mama so fat, she traded the birthright of her whole family for some bread and lentil stew.

Yo Mama so fat, the Serpent had to tempt her with an apple pie.

Yo Mama so fat, she was created on the 8th day, and God never talked of it again.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yo Mama so fat, the Serpent had to tempt her with an apple pie.

Yo Mama so fat she ate the bears and then she ate Elisha for dessert

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Normally I'd ridicule you for copying mine, which was
"Yo mama so fat, the serpent had to tempt her with a box of Twinkies"
but yours is actually more clever, so I'll give you props instead.

By the way, yo mama so fat, she sneaked onto the ark by walking next to a male hippo.

Yo mama so fat, when she walks to church the bells ring automatically.

Yo Mama so fat, she ate both Unicorns on the ark.

Yo Mama so fat and ugly and dumb and windy, she farted in the general direction of the money changers and blew over all their tables!

yo momma so stupid, she became a scientologist. (just made that one up.)

Originally posted by LemonJello
yo momma so stupid, she became a scientologist. (just made that one up.)

Originally posted by KneverKnight
Yo Mama so stupid, she had you! (Like we looked ours up in a dictionary ...)😛

Originally posted by LemonJello
lol. you have to understand, i'm no good at yo momma jokes. there are some humorous ones here though.

Yo mama so fat, she have to be forgiven for WAY more than seventy times seven.

Yo Mama is so fat she thinks Shadrack, Meshack and T'bedwego were appetizers