Yo Mama

Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears white virgins and wisemen follow her around.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, her hometown gets the First Plague every month.

Yo Mama's so fat, Jews are forbidden to eat her.

Yo Mama's so fat, Moses made her do a belly-flop to part the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, the serpent had to tempt her with a box of Twinkies.

Yo momma's so fat, the feeding of the 5000 neva would have taken place had she been around.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the coat of many colors for a handkerchief.

Yo Mama's so fat, Jesus turned her water into slim-fast.

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Yo mama so fat, she inspired Ecclesiastes 1:13 -- "What a heavy burden God has laid on men!"

Yo Mama so fat, the lord hadda move her so's there could be Light.

Yo mama so fat, she ascended into heaven and sits at both hands of God the Father.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo mama so fat, she ascended into heaven and sits at both hands of God the Father.

Yo Mama's so fat, she sweats more than the Church of Scientology.

Yo mama so fat, she said the Lord's Prayer and every baker in town had to work overtime.