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Yo mama so fat, she was the only guest at the inn when Jesus was born.

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Yo Mama so fat, and dumb, she ate the Papal Bull.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Yo Mama so fat, and dumb, she ate the Papal Bull.
Yo mama so fat and dumb, she stepped on a scale, saw her weight, and thought she was the devil.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she named each of her chins after an apostle.

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Yo mama so fat, for Lent she gave up exercise.

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Yo Mama so fat..........she weighs a LOT!

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Yo mama so fat......she be shade in the summer, warm in the winter for the whole world....

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Yo momma's so fat He's got the whole in his hands except yo momma who wouldn't fit.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat He's got the whole in his hands except yo momma who wouldn't fit.
*choke*

Yo Mama so fat, dumb and ugly, Satan kick her out!

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Yo mama so fat, it took Jesus four hours to wash her feet.

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Yo mama so fat, she had to be born again by C-section.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she reads, "consider the lilies of the field and the birds of the air" all she can think about is the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices original recipe.

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Yo mama so fat, they named the 700 Club after her.

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Yo Mama so fat you must be the Second Coming because they just ain't no way!

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Yo Mama so fat, she stole the honey from Moses' spies.