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Tha Brotha Hood
Yo mama so fat, communion service at her church never gets past "Take, eat,..."
Earth Prime
Can God make yo mama so fat that he can't lift her?
Yo mama so fat, she got thrown to the lions, and she ate them.
Originally posted by bbarrYour mama so fat, Jesus has to help her turn the other cheek.
Your mama so fat, last time she farted new orleans got whipped off the map.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboardYour mama so fat, last time she farted new orleans got whipped off the map.
Yo mama so fat, she put Lot's wife on her french fries.
With White Women
Yo momma's so fat that God had to reconsider "covet not thy neighbor's ass."
Spiel des Lebens
Yo mamma's so fat, when her waters broke she gave Moses & all the Israelites to drink.
Yo mamma's so fat, she shake out her dandruff & the Israelites thought it was manna from heaven.
Yo Mama's so fat even Solomon wouldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat, she named her son Ham.
Yo mama so fat, God had to use a full rack of ribs to make her.
Yo Mama's so fat she'll need her own ark when the flood comes.
London
Originally posted by darvlayYo Mama's so fat she'll need her own ark when the flood comes.
