Yo Mama

You mama so fat, she ain't gonna fit through the eye of no needle.

Yo mama so fat, the Shroud of Turin is just a scrap of her underwear with a curious skidmark.

Yo mama so fat, she had to pray for guidance to find her zipper.

Yo momma's so fat she thought "papal enclave" was Latin for pig roast.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks the walls of Jericho fall.

Yo Mama so fat she ain't eatin' no Diet of Worms.

Your mama's so fat that if she's there whenever two or three of you are gathered together, you've got an entire bleedin parish.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use a snorkel when she bows her head to pray.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo mama so fat, you was too busy doing her grocery shopping to learn how to play Bible Yo Mama.

Yo mama so fat, when her church put on a play about Job, she was the bohemoth.

Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Yo mama so fat, she was to busy eating bibles to teach you anything about the almighty fart of god.

Yo Mama so fat, she thought the Last Supper was just the hors d'oeuvres.

Yo mama so fat, when she outgrew her Easter dress, the preacher used it for a revival tent.

Yo momma's so fat that when she drank the "koolaid" at Jonestown it had no effect. She was still mistaken as a bloated body by the rescuers.

Yo mama so fat, the only ride at Heritage USA that she could go on was the cotton candy line.