RHP Prose Competition 2009

As the founder of the Prose Competition, I fully endorse this thread.

NOW WRITE SOME PROSE YOU BITCHES!

Originally posted by hopscotch
As the founder of the Prose Competition, I fully endorse this thread.

NOW WRITE SOME PROSE YOU BITCHES!

I can't. I have lost my mind. And there's no topic.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I can't. I have lost my mind. And there's no topic.

You must. Do you need death threats again?

Originally posted by Mimor
You must. Do you need death threats again?

Instead of death threats, maybe the His Eminence the MEISTER OF THE DANCE or even someone else can assign a topic to people who want an assigned topic.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
maybe the His Eminence the MEISTER OF THE DANCE or even someone else can assign a topic to people who want an assigned topic.

Oooh ahh, shifting goalposts. it's ruined my mood. blank page. mocking me.

Originally posted by FMF
Oooh ahh, shifting goalposts. it's ruined my mood. blank page. mocking me.

Last time, we did have an assigned topic, dreamed up by Starrman, possibly during an actual dream, and the blank page mocked me so hard I almost cried.

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A year, you say?

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I see. This is prose, that was verse. 🙄

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I vote for your idea and wish that I'd have thought of it but probably wouldn't have been able to organise a group of people to agree on committing themselves to be small panelled judges.

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I found Starrman's "topic" intriguing, and it's unlikely that I would have participated without it. If someone can give me an intriguing topic, I might be able to come up with some crap writing again.

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That sounds good to me, especially the comments.

Quandary: The people in the panel probably shouldn't be participants in the competition as there might be bias in their comments and judging which could result in a fight.