How to stay below 1400 for ever.

Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Suggestions please! My first.

[b]1. Never spend time on your games. 5 seconds a move is more than enough.

All you bright fellows lets hear your suggestions here rather than in the threads about improving.[/b]

Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Suggestions please! My first.

[b]1. Never spend time on your games. 5 seconds a move is more than enough.

Originally posted by stevetodd
Always have plenty to drink before making critical moves

Watch out for onyx when he's drunk. He gets abusive.

Pretend the game board is the analyze board.

Originally posted by mazziewag
Watch out for onyx when he's drunk. He gets abusive.

3AMs the perfect time to play chess.

You can play over a 1000 moves in one sitting with no ill effects.

Only ever play against Akizy.

Originally posted by lausey
Only ever play against Akizy.

Looking at the board is optional.

Nothing says I love you like giving your opponent a free queen.

5 seconds is for wuss's you should know your move before the page loads.

Throwing away winning games by playing like a drugged simian miscreant is the sign of a true chess player.

You know your ready for some top chess when you have to squint to see the words. in this post.

Resign randomly whenever your bored with a certain game.

Originally posted by Mahout
Pretend the game board is the analyze board.

Castling, pawn promotion, en passant and such is only for chess nerds.
Why make chess boring with a lot of complicated rules?
When it so fun to just play chess as it is?

The more you lose the better you get.

At losing.

Take the 'King Challenge'. Can you get your king to the other end of the board and back within the first 30 moves, WITHOUT moving any other peices, only pawns?