How to stay below 1400 for ever.

Suggestions please! My first.

1. Never spend time on your games. 5 seconds a move is more than enough.

All you bright fellows lets hear your suggestions here rather than in the threads about improving.

get your queen out by move three - thats bound to help

They don't need advice, 1. h4 is working just fine.

play: 1. Nf3, 2. Ng1 3. Nf3, 4. Ng1 5. Nf3, 6. Ng1... and so on.

Wondering if your rather attractive opponent of the oppsite sex has a partner.

Convincing yourself you KNOW whats happening in this position 😛

Make sure your pieces are not protected.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Make sure your pieces are not protected.

Play 1.f3 e5 2.g4

only ever play bullet games, long games are sooo boring.

Never move a pawn.

Keep checking the king no matter what. Sacrifice everything if you have to

Originally posted by MoneyMaker7
Keep checking the king no matter what. Sacrifice everything if you have to

Play (as white) 1.e4 e5 2.f4 exf4 3.Nf3 g5 4.h4 g4 5.Ne5 d6 6.Nxg5 Be7 7.d4 Bxh4+ 8.Nf2 Nh6 9.Bxf4 Ng4 10.Qd2??

Argh...

Be a good Christian. If your opponent takes your knight, offer him your other knight.

Originally posted by Piisgood
Never move a pawn.

Only move a pawn.