Christians ONLY please!!!

Originally posted by blindfaith101
The Day is comming and soon, when GOD will Punish All Sinners.

Dalek

Originally posted by Wulebgr
I really need to spell it out for you: I cannot understand your illiterate rant because it is replete with egregious errors of syntax, grammar, and spelling.

If you could put your idea in any form of literate English (or any other major language), I'd likely have no problem understanding your point. I can get a translator for most languages, but gross il ...[text shortened]... racy is beyond my capacities (and I deal with mild forms of illiteracy in my professional work).

then do your best not to read them

Originally posted by Nicolaas
That is written in the old testament.

Now, in the new testament, Jesus has already paid our debt in full. If you are gay, lesbian (whatever sexual, bi homo etc etc) a killer or whatever, and you turn to God and ask for Him to forgive you, He will. God is a forgiving God and will forgive all sins, but you must then stop your sins and TRY living in God's ...[text shortened]... " is cause at the end of the day the devil is walking around like a lion to see who he can kill.

That is why GOD never said try, to live right. GOD has said from the beginning that we must live right.

Originally posted by blindfaith101
then do your best not to read them

I'm sorry. I hadn't realized that your apparently incompetent use of the English language was part of a deliberate effort to prevent intelligent readers from comprehending, and thus arguing with your assertions. Because you have adopted such a strategy, however, it raises the question who you believe you are writing to?

Sarcasm aside, I can usually understand what you're trying to say, although I've noticed a few consistent errors: you often misuse commas, nearly always spell coming as comming (perhaps because you've seen cumming so often at those other sites you visit--I'm speculating, not accusing), often misspell Christian, and produce a range of frequent syntax errors. Although this pattern of errors reflects your lack of adequate formal education, it does not always render your statements incomprehensible. On the other hand, yesterday, you put forth an utterance in response to something that I typed, and your utterance was so full of errors I could not decipher your message. I would like to know what you were attempting to communicate, so I have taken it upon myself, against my better judgement and against the advice of others, to offer you some corrections to your misuse of God's own language--English.

Originally posted by aardvarkhome
Dalek

ROFL! 🙂

Originally posted by Wulebgr
I'm sorry. I hadn't realized that your apparently incompetent use of the English language was part of a deliberate effort to prevent intelligent readers from comprehending, and thus arguing with your assertions. Because you have adopted such a strategy, however, it raises the question who you believe you are writing to?

Sarcasm aside, I can usually unde ...[text shortened]... advice of others, to offer you some corrections to your misuse of God's own language--English.

Jesus spoke Aramaic when He was on earth.

The most known language is English. God speaks all languages.

Originally posted by dj2becker
Luckily spelling is not the only thing that matters. 😀

I'm fascinated by the theology of Luck. Could you elaborate?

Originally posted by LemonJello
LOL. You crack me up BF.

BF: Will your heart be wrenched when you look down from your perch on high and see the wailing and gnashing of teeth of those who you could have saved if only you hadn't been such an impersonal robot?

I wrote the bible. i made it all up

Originally posted by drdon
I wrote the bible. i made it all up

May God bless you today drdon.

For you dont know what you are talking about 😉

Originally posted by Nicolaas
For you dont know what you are talking about 😉

The insinuation being that you somehow do.

Originally posted by David C
The insinuation being that you somehow do.

Yes I do David. Not always, but seeing that I am a Christian and read the Bible everyday, I will know more than a person not reading the Bible, wouldnt you agree?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Except when someone is speaking in tongues, right? Then it's got to be in something completely indecipherable, because otherwise it would expose the fact that whoever's pretending that they're speaking in tongues is actually just looking for attention. Right?

Speaking in tongues is very uhm.... can I say "interresting" ?

It totally comes from God, so by trying to do it to get attention makes you a wannabe.

Originally posted by Nicolaas
Yes I do David. Not always, but seeing that I am a Christian and read the Bible everyday, I will know more than a person not reading the Bible, wouldnt you agree?

Not necessarily--you might interpret all kinds of things into it that aren't there. Sometimes I get out the old Biblical concordance for some close reading & I'm always knocked out by what's buried under translation. Check out the confession thread for a good example!