Originally posted by GoatboysrevengeOh my gosh that sbad. But funny/
Yea, maybe this'll fare better: (and no, I don't have anything against dwarves before anyone starts, it just so happens this is another dwarf related joke...)
The seven dwarfs are on holiday in Italy, and while there they get an invitation for an audience with none other than the Pope himself.
The big day comes, and all the seven dwarves are u ...[text shortened]... erically, and start singing 'Dopey sh*gged a Penguin! Dopey sh*gged a Penguin!'
Originally posted by Bad wolfOuch.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar snapped in half.
A father was shifting down the highway when his car broke down. As he was fixing it one of his three girls asked "Daddy, why am I named Rose?" his reply "When you were born a rose pedal floated to your face." the second asked "Daddy why am I named leaf?" annoyed the father said "Because when you were born a leaf fell on your face." The third girl asked "Arrarra?" "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"
A small, weak looking guy is sitting in a bar. He orders a beer, but just as he is about to take a sip, a real tough dude walks in, rips it out of his hand, and drinks it down in one sip. The small, nerdy man begins to cry. The other one says " surely you arent crying just because I took your drink?" The small on answers "no sir, not at all. This morning, my wife divorced me. I went to work, and lost my job. Then I wanted to commit suiceide. I layed myself on the railroad tracks, but there was a detour. I wanted to hang myself, and the rope ripped. Wanted to shoot myself, revolver is brocken. Wanted to electrify myself, power outage. And now, I buy a beer with my last pennies, dump some poison in it, and you drink it all.
