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Teens. Corny.

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Stupid.

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Idiotic. Sad.

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It is isspa poor.

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I SAID NO STUPID ONES!!

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the limit of (c/x) where c is any constant, and x approaches zero, is infinity

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
Chuck Norris can divide by zero

me too.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
the limit of (c/x) where c is any constant, and x approaches zero, is infinity

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
[b]Chuck Norris can divide by zero

me too.[/b]
I can do several round house kicks. I take Karate you know.

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Originally posted by English Tal
George Bush's advisor informs him that three Brazilian soldiers have just been killed in Iraq.

'Oh my God,' replies the President. 'How many is a Brazilian?'
nice one 😵

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Originally posted by stevetodd
nice one 😵
I would find that funny if it was hillary.

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I think this is superbly appropriate for RHP Forum posters :

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!"

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Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

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Originally posted by mrjonesvich321
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Two Irishmen walk in a straight line across a bar.

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Originally posted by Zadadka
I think this is superbly appropriate for RHP Forum posters :

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protesta ...[text shortened]... Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🙂🙂🙂🙂 I love that one. A guy ran up to a police officer "Officer Officer My mother in law just ran me over with her truck." "Well how do you know it was her" "Oh it was her all right, I'de know her laugh anywhere."

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Originally posted by mrjonesvich321
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
English Irish Scottish man walk into a bar. Barman says 'Is this a joke?'.