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Originally posted by slappy115
A man and a woman get married and are laying down for the first time. His wife says, "Please be gentle, it's my first time." The husband became started and asked, "I thought I was your fourth husband. How can you still be a virgin?"

"Well" the wife explained, "My first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husb ...[text shortened]... about. My third husband was a stamp collector and...". she paused, "God I miss him."
Funny sort of.

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He wanted to stamp on it?

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Originally posted by slappy115
A man and a woman get married and are laying down for the first time. His wife says, "Please be gentle, it's my first time." The husband became started and asked, "I thought I was your fourth husband. How can you still be a virgin?"

"Well" the wife explained, "My first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husb ...[text shortened]... about. My third husband was a stamp collector and...". she paused, "God I miss him."
I'm afraid i left my brains somewhere ...

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
He wanted to stamp on it?
I know.

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Wait, wait. I just got another one.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!

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What color are burps?

























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Burple!

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If seagulls live by the sea, what lives by the bay?









































bagels!

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
What color are burps?

























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Burple!
uh huh

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
If seagulls live by the sea, what lives by the bay?









































bagels!
I said no retarded ones

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Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
I said no retarded ones
Dang, I thought you were in bed already! 😕

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Dang, I thought you were in bed already! 😕
Yeah, I bet you did.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
but that joke was so corny and you said no corny jokes alowed.
yeah it was even in the corny jokes thread a while ago

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Originally posted by HurricaneConway125
yeah it was even in the corny jokes thread a while ago
which is a much better thread than this one.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
which is a much better thread than this one.
I'm not sure they both have there assets

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