Originally posted by slappy115Funny sort of.
A man and a woman get married and are laying down for the first time. His wife says, "Please be gentle, it's my first time." The husband became started and asked, "I thought I was your fourth husband. How can you still be a virgin?"
"Well" the wife explained, "My first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husb ...[text shortened]... about. My third husband was a stamp collector and...". she paused, "God I miss him."
Originally posted by slappy115I'm afraid i left my brains somewhere ...
A man and a woman get married and are laying down for the first time. His wife says, "Please be gentle, it's my first time." The husband became started and asked, "I thought I was your fourth husband. How can you still be a virgin?"
"Well" the wife explained, "My first husband was a gynocologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husb ...[text shortened]... about. My third husband was a stamp collector and...". she paused, "God I miss him."