Jokes

@very-rusty said
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉

I think you are just jealous because you think your smarter than me and I was able to retire early......You be working with the mental patients until you neeed help yourself if you're indeed not already getting it! 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I really don't think it is safe to sleep while flipping burgers.

Rusty was told by his doctor “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
"What" Rusty replied, "like bacon and burgers?”
The doctor clarified. “No Fatty, don’t eat anything."

@very-rusty said
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉

I think you are just jealous because you think your smarter than me and I was able to retire early......You be working with the mental patients until you neeed help yourself if you're indeed not already getting it! 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Rusty was told by his doctor “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
"What" Rusty replied, "like bacon and burgers?”
The doctor clarified. “No Fatty, don’t eat anything."

@lemondrop said
good one rusty
but how did you make money while sleeping?
pimping?

@very-rusty said
LOL@ gerty, that would have been a good job for you!!!

-VR

@lemondrop said
rusty who is hard of hearing
went to see his doctor
brought along a friend
the doctor says to rusty
"I need a urine and semen specimen along with a stool sample"
rusty turns to his friend and says, "what did the doctor say?"
the friend answers
"he wants to check your shorts"

@wolfe63 said
There was a lonely man from Nova Scotia who went ice fishing. After he'd erected his tent and began drilling a hole

@very-rusty said
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
I think the only lalent there was Lennon.

-VR

@caesar-salad said
Perhaps you were thinking of Clapton?

O Great Big Stees, please save us (or at least this thread) by posting one of your excellent jokes.

@very-rusty said
Yes agreed, you certainly aren't on today either, is there a full moon tonight? 😛 😉

-VR

@caesar-salad said
No, not until the 12th. But Mercury is retrograde for about three weeks, so that's something.

Boy the weather turned cold in a hurry!

Why it's so cold politicians have their hands in their own pockets for a change.