Jokes

@whodey said
Boy the weather turned cold in a hurry!

Why it's so cold politicians have their hands in their own pockets for a change.

" I cannot tell a lie " George Washington
" I cannot tell the truth " Donald Trump
" I cannot tell the difference " Republicans

At the grocery, a woman was sorting through turkeys in the freezer case.

"Do those get any bigger?" she asked the stock boy.

"No," he replied, "They're dead."

this thought is carved in stone

you have no idea how hard it was to shove it thru the internets

@very-rusty said
Maybe it some cycle the moon and earth are going through we haven't even learned about yet.

-VR

I got pulled over the other day for Quid Pro Quo. I told the police officer I knew what a minajatawa was, and told him if it was anything like that I was not interested because he simply did not have the legs for it. He then glared at me and handed me a ticket.

After writing me a ticket as he started to walk away I noticed a Hillary bumper sticker on his police car. I then shouted out the window, "Now I know what perjury is, people are SUPPOSE to go to jail for that ya know cuz it's a felony!!"

Come to find out, he had no sense of humor. Any money you send will be of help.

@wolfgang59 said
Yes the relative movement of moon and Earth is a complete mystery. 😵

@wolfgang59 said
Yes the relative movement of moon and Earth is a complete mystery. 😵

@whodey said
Indeed.

Gravity.

You can't see it, can't measure it, but science insists it exists.

What does old Rusty and a hockey player have In common?

Neither have their own teeth.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
What does old Rusty and a hockey player have In common?

Neither have their own teeth.

In Rusty's defence, he and other Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

@ghost-of-a-duke said
In Rusty's defence, he and other Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

@ghost-of-a-duke said
In Rusty's defence, he and other Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

@wolfe63 said
One might also add:

LOL - Lisping Out Loud
LMFAO - Licking My Food Against Oragel